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ALL FACTS NO PRINTER

What to say when they spittin straight truth.
"If someone really cares about you, they will be happy that your happy"
"All facts no printer"
by LOOOOOLOOLAAAAALAA February 19, 2019
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De Facto Relationship

De Facto- means "in effect" or "in practice"

Relationship- A "romantic" connection between two people

A De Facto Relationship is when two people are essentially dating but they haven't made it "official" and claim that they are not an item when asked by other people. De Facto Couples engage in all of the activities that a normal couple would, such as constantly hanging out with each other and hooking up on a regular basis (usually, but not always, while intoxicated). Such relationships do not often endure for over a month because, by that time, they have either dissolved or have been made official. The De Facto is somewhat common in American high schools.

The De Facto Relationship is not to confused with a short lived relationship that is purely physical. This would most often be labeled as Fuck Buddies.

It is also not to be confused with a relationship that involves the dub group De Facto (however rad that may be).
Observant Teenager: What's the deal with Ben and Mimi? I always see them hanging out but I hear that they're not dating.

Someone Who Knows Whats Up: They've got a pretty good De Facto Relationship going but I'm sure it's only a matter of time before it's legit.

Observant Teenager: I dig. Speaking of De Facto, i feel like some dub. Let's find a dark basement and groove this shit.
by Dude Bra! April 27, 2008
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Faltosear

an act that lacks of respect for something or someone.

Faltose: the individual who commits the act of Faltosear
to pass inside of a crowded group of females open-handed in order to touch ther jacksies. its a clear example of being Faltose or commit the act of Faltosear
by faltose June 16, 2011
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factory made

when a female looks so good and has such good features that it seems like she was custom made in a factory
Beyonce, Meagan Good, Kim Kardashian, Hope Solo, Nicki Minaj, Christina Hendricks, Ashley Greene, Selita Ebanks, Brooklyn Decker, Rihanna, Eva Mendez, Scarlett Johansson, Katy Perry, Olivia Munn, etc. All these females are examples of factory mades
by wordup36 July 31, 2011
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Factsination

Factsination is the process by which a person become "immune" to facts and science. As children, we all received vaccines to protect us from various viruses and bacteria. We became immune to these bugs.

In some groups, factsination is very common and reaches an incidence upwards of 50%.

It is felt to be a protective mechanism to shield these individuals from facts that might agitate or confuse them.
He lived in the south, where factsination has become very widespread.

He was so factsinated, he believed Dino and Fred really lived at the same time!

They took all their children to be factsinated. When asked "why", the parents responded, 100% factsination is our goal to keep our children safe.
by Buzz Morte May 28, 2013
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factsolutely

A bonding of the two words "facts" && "absolutely"; like saying "factz" or "100%"
"Did you get that promotion last week? Factsolutely!"
by thefutureis October 19, 2016
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Par Factor

The Par Factor is the active agent for the Law of Par, which is a derivative of Murphy's Law (anything that can go wrong, will). The Law of Par states that fate is out to screw you and you will get screwed in the end, not matter what.

As the active agent of the Law of Par, the Par Factor is what actually does the screwing.
Bob: "If you put your chips on red and I put my chips on black, there's a 97.3% chance that one of us will win!!"

Bill: "You're forgetting the Par Factor, there's no chance either of us will win, ever."

*wheel hits green*

Bob and Bill: "Par"

or

When the weather has been beautiful every day you've been stuck inside at work, then the weekend comes and it immediately turns rainy and cold. That's the Par Factor showing you who runs the show.

or

When your car breaks down at the furtherest point from home during your trip... AND you just realize you forgot your cell phone at home... AND the battery in your passenger's phone just died... AND a meteor comes blasting out of the sky and turns your car into a crater... that's par.
by RacerStylez March 18, 2010
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