facebook

Graveyard for dead friendships.

Try hiding your birthday on facebook, see if someone remembered.

by Rest In Pain December 30, 2018

Facebook

A website that allows you to stalk people you haven’t seen in years

“ I’ve been searching my old classmates names on Facebook.”

by Boneless watermelon September 4, 2019

facebook

The true origin of procrastination

I got this math homework, along with chemistry and....awww, who am I kidding? Im going on Facebook.

by Toppet May 26, 2016

Facebook

The old timey version of Instagram. LITERALLY Instas parent app.
Fun fact: Only 1 Jenner ever had facebook.

OMG every person except me in my family has facebook! Eh, there like 50 years old anyway.

by imAGHOST October 30, 2019

Facebook

The hot shit for boomers and slow gen xers(and very slow millenials and insanely ironic zoomers). It's also Zuckerberg's spyware machine.

Hon, nobody under 30 uses Facebook

by The Pasta Man October 1, 2020

Facebook

Facebook: A company that steals your informations and sells it

Facebook: A company that steals your content for money and doesn’t even give you any profit

Facebook Is Dumb

by CooperFaggott99 July 18, 2020

Facebook

A stupid and pointless website for plebs who care more about gossip than friendship.

"Man, I really don't like Facebook!"
"What? Why's that?"
"Because Facebook is a stupid and pointless website for plebs who care more about gossip than friendship."
"Aw... Aw ok." *Proceeds to delete Facebook*

by Mackarony5 January 17, 2018