Once a social media for teenagers everyone used for taking photos and posting them. Created in 2004 by Mark Zuckerberg, everyone was using it and it was the best thing ever. Soon got taken over by Instagram and Snapchat and whatever other shit things, Facebook is now for old, ancient grandpas of ours who barely knows how to use a goddamn phone
by A name no one has taken September 18, 2018
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I am going to facebook Gina's STD test results from her purse.
Why did you facebook my salary to Jim? He will never date someone that earns more than he does!
Why did you facebook my salary to Jim? He will never date someone that earns more than he does!
by shm02 May 17, 2018
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A lame and simple social network website that hides the pages you followed, discourages socializing with new people, makes it impossible to find local people, and spams your screen with ads so that the CEO can get more money to build his fifteenth glass-walled house.
Don't socialize elsewhere or anywhere mate, just use Facebook, strap on your Facebook VR goggles and watch your friends on Facebook from a distance in stunning 5K 3D.
by M.W. Legends March 31, 2019
Get the Facebook mug.A website where boomers gather. Also leaks your whole life to the public and your data to the government.
by alco3 August 18, 2019
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Get the Facebook mug."Man, I really don't like Facebook!"
"What? Why's that?"
"Because Facebook is a stupid and pointless website for plebs who care more about gossip than friendship."
"Aw... Aw ok." *Proceeds to delete Facebook*
"What? Why's that?"
"Because Facebook is a stupid and pointless website for plebs who care more about gossip than friendship."
"Aw... Aw ok." *Proceeds to delete Facebook*
by Mackarony5 January 17, 2018
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