Facebook

A website that allows you to stalk people you haven’t seen in years

“ I’ve been searching my old classmates names on Facebook.”

by Boneless watermelon September 04, 2019

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It gives people depression.

Friend: Do you have depression?
Me: Of course I do. After all I use Facebook.

by KiLlLlLlLMeNoW February 22, 2017

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Life clutter. A waste of time.

Facebook is such a waste of time. It's like life clutter. I don't miss it at all.

by Mr Special September 02, 2018

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Once a social media for teenagers everyone used for taking photos and posting them. Created in 2004 by Mark Zuckerberg, everyone was using it and it was the best thing ever. Soon got taken over by Instagram and Snapchat and whatever other shit things, Facebook is now for old, ancient grandpas of ours who barely knows how to use a goddamn phone

“Hey, do you still use Facebook”
“How do you go into Facebook, my grandchild?”

by A name no one has taken September 18, 2018

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