fornitura

Spanish twist on an English word, with several meanings and uses

1. a person of little to no self drive, who needs to be moved around and pushed around to get them to do something.

2. a friend who promised to do something and then renegued for no good reason, especially if this is his or her usual behavior

can be shortened to "forni" as in "que forni eres" when talking to the person being described by the word

Mi fornitura hermano quedo conmigo en llevarme los muebles hoy a casa, pero nunca llego.

Quedaste mal conmigo, que forni eres.

by Rebe September 8, 2005

Fornitard

Someone who is crap at sex

Dude! sydney was such a Fornitard she couldnt even suck on my ballsack right!

by Chance 242424242424 March 5, 2009

fortnite fever

The act of being addicted to playing the game Fortnite in order to achieve a 1st places finish

“Hey bro I’ve been playing all day, I think I have fortnite fever”

by Mattoc April 24, 2018

Fortnited

When you play the popular cartoon game Fortnite and then proceed to get destroyed by an RNG source that has nothing to do with your own awful aim.

For fuck sake, I just got Fortnited again...

by LewDank March 3, 2018

fortnite challenge

A social media challenge that consists of someone ending another person's Fortnite game (via turning the console off or disconnecting the internet) when they are close to victory. This proves more effective against people that rarely win.

Brad: "Bro I was totally going to win my first solo game in Fortnite last night but Brian hit me with the Fortnite Challenge"
Chad: "Bro that sucks bro"

by therealeugene March 12, 2018

FOrTnIte

The game which is killing millions.

My kid is addicted to Fortnite, I'm just about to kill myself

by Gragesdor June 30, 2018

Fortnite

A game that if you post your wins from it on your Snapchat story you are completely unable to get pussy, it's like a magical barrier.

Ron's Snapchat story:
(Shows #1 victory royal) Easy dubs 👌
Evan: Wow he gets no pussy.
Linda: that's why I rejected him because all he does is post Fortnite wins.
Sarah: I'm not even a guy but I get more pussy!

by ItsYourBoiCait August 4, 2018