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Flex Tweet

When you're showing off and flexing at the same time.
Emely: Ray is that new American Eagle?
Ray: Yeah let me pop the tags :k
Emely: Flex Tweet!
by Sonera June 9, 2011
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masta flex

to the extreme, can be used with any word in front of this...
"blank" masta flex = extremely blank
ridiculous masta flex = extremly ridiculous
hud masta flex = extremely ugly/stupid/ridiculous
pimp masta flex = a major pimp
fag masta flex = an extremely gay person
neck head masta flex = someone who realy realy deserves a neck
by matB August 17, 2006
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Captain Flex

A gymaholic mound of muscle who's either at the gym, or using the weights bench in his living room, in a bid to get rid of his chubby, youthful looks. Most likely to be found constantly flexing in front of 6th formers and frequently spraying them down with his mr muscle spray.
Captain Flex's movement resulted in such a gun show that it caused his jeans to rip. "Damn you fifteens!"
by Durk Durka February 3, 2009
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time flex

They the real OG for no reason in the middle of a sentence
John Doe:”yall didn’t get this guy like I did before the Kanye collab, unrelated emoji”
John Smith:”doe hittin with that time flex”
by Zroxev August 20, 2020
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Future Flex

The act of a business or corporate entity imposing unnecessary, potentially complicating changes to reliable office equipment or devices for the sake of impressing clientele.
"Management replaced our equipment with fancy new things that malfunction half of the time."

"It's a future flex nobody wanted."
by Fcking_Chuck May 20, 2022
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Not to over-flex

(original: Nepřeflexit)
verb
1. careless activity; do not exceed the literary maximual limit of Flex
2. the eleventh commandment; "You will not over-flex in front of the fellas, since the God of flex would punish you."
Guy1: "Dude, that was just so easy. First try bro, i don't know what was supposed to be the challenge here.
Guy2: "Be careful not to over-flex tho...
Guy1: *Fucks up in a spectacular way*
by PR05TEJA November 30, 2020
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Instagram flexing

When you make out with a beautiful chick just to show her off to your friends.
- Damn dog you kissed her for a minute and you flex the hell of out her instagram.

- yeah that was the point you fool but don't tell anyone
- straight instagram flexing !
- don't worry, she'll never know, I'll make out with her two more times I guess
by N0_D1gn1ty February 6, 2020
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