Asspiring Failure

A phrase to describe someone who is failing at life.

Oh, you see that kid there, the one who stares at cat pics in class? He's an Asspiring Failure.

by Gan12Maglev August 17, 2022

Boy Failure

The male equivalent of a "Girl failure". Defined by a male who consistently catches nothing but L's and is usually framed in a silly manner.

"Steve fell down the stairs for the fifth time today! He's such a Boy Failure."

by Beesbeeesbeeees March 16, 2024

Failure

its Communism

Communism is the very definition of failure

by Niggerhunter42069 October 4, 2019

failures

someone who fell for someone who was laughing at them the whole time, also see jan

Regardless of how deep the love flows with in she is always stuck with failures

by janruan August 21, 2022

Failure

The name given to a group of city workers. (Similar to a group of wildcats; called a destruction, but not to be confused with a group of wildebeests; called a confusion )

Look at that failure, all dressed in orange coveralls and leaning on their shovels.

That's the third failure we've passed today; blocking traffic and all of them standing around looking in a hole.

by emohdeer October 1, 2020

Failure Beard

A college tradition of people who go to learn. A student will cease shaving until that student fails an exam. Other students will usually place bets on who will have to shave first.

Doug and Tyler are growing failure beards. What's the pool up to?

by Beard of Win September 1, 2010

Failure to make a concerted effort to keep me alive

You are REALLY struggling with that one, huh?

Hym "Failure to make a concerted effort to keep me alive. Me dying isn't going to save your. You haven't made a concerted effort to keep me alive and the bodily harm clause allows for ACCIDENTAL death (upto and including getting hit by a drunk driver). Now, it doesn't say anything about ME keep MYSELF alive. It says YOU have to make a concerted effort to keep ME alive. You motherfuckers really struggle with the YOU vs ME distinction don't you? So, killing me, letting me die, denying me care. None of that is going to stop anything. OK? You get it. MY thing IS going to work. YOUR thing is not. You don't do what I do. Me. You. Get it? OK."

by Hym Iam August 27, 2025