faceslide

a face slide is when somebody slides on their face over a set distance on a named surface.

that guy just did a massive faceslide when he bailed.

by LewwyJ December 21, 2008

facescrub

cleansing your facebook friends list of the less than desirable and have lost their value, such as ex-coworkers, ex-girl/boyfriends, and those that you accepted originally with full intention of deleting as friends later.

Before my girlfriend notices I'm friends with my ex, I'm going to do a facescrub.

by Darksun33 December 8, 2009

faded queen

When the popular beauty ages and can no longer depend on smiles and good looks to make her life easy.

Lookout, that faded queen with the too short skirt is hitting on all the boys to buy another round.

Walked into Victoria's Secret and saw that faded queen manager hitting compact and putting on warpaint. She is past it man.

by r3dcut August 22, 2011

skin fade

The MOTHAFUCKIN MOST MWAHHH HAIRSTYLE YOU CAN EVER GET!!!!! ALL THE GIRLS WILL LICK YO DICK AFTER YOU GET IT!!!!

Person 1: yo I might get a buzz cut
Person 2: uh are you crazy get a skin fade

2 days later

Person 1: yoooo 10 girls licked my dick when I got this new fresh skin fade!!! Thanks gdem brodem

by Cloutchaser69 November 24, 2019

Catchin a Fade

Threatening to knock someone out.

Yo, that dude is straight up catchin a fade if he doesn't stop talking out the side of his mouth.

by Dman4Life December 6, 2017

fresh fade

Basically, fresh fade is where one gets a swanky haircut with a fade on the sides and back, and people are permitted to slap the back of your head whilst shouting "FRESH FADE". This action can only be done whilst the haircut is fresh (around 1-3 days after the cut).

"OH SHIT, HOLY MOTHER OF GOD, OSCAR HAS A FRESH FADE!"
*slaps Oscar's head with his hand not slong*

by NCPOUNDYOBITCH July 28, 2016

Trying to catch a fade

Trying to get knocked the fuck out

Dequan:Did you hear Steven was talking shit about Sandra Bullock?
Raesjon:Yeah, he trying to catch a fade!

by PoonSnatcher January 19, 2015