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Prefrontal Exmortum

The final conscious thoughts or reflections generated by the prefrontal cortex in the moments just before death, representing the mind’s last flash of memories, realizations, or emotions as life fades away.
“During his prefrontal exmortum, the man’s final conscious thoughts were of his family and friends, before passing away.”
by Ne ward Gus October 5, 2025
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Keyboard expert

Someone who has to stroke their ego by trying to educate people on social media platforms.
I'm tired of keyboard experts chiming in like they are the smartest person on the internet.
by Draskvin October 10, 2025
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suspended activity expert

One who excels at doing nothing while appearing busy to others. The expert can fool co-workers and bosses alike.
In her sales job, Beth is required to hit daily call goals in order to meet expectations and keep the monkeys off her back. By dialing mostly disconnected or fax numbers, Beth's sales director is completely fooled and regularly congratulates her on hitting or exceeding goal. Beth is seen as successful and often referenced as an example for "activity pays". Beth has mastered being a suspended activity expert at work.
by pseudo-ninja May 14, 2015
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drug recognition expert

A drug recognition expert is basically a big name for a cop, narc, nosey parent, narcotics dog
Here comes the police; they're total drug recognition experts.
by DMack2018 May 31, 2018
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Nin Hendran ESports

A team of 5 CSGO players who do dumb shit
“Oh look that’s Nin Hendran ESports who won MLG Haralur”
by Atul Cherry Popper March 3, 2021
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1st Page Expert

When someone talks about a topic/claims they are knowledgable in- but their only knowledge of the topic is all the information on the 1st page of Google. This can also be used to describe someone with a shallow understanding of a topic.
Person 1: Look at Fred talk about finances to the rest of the party, he doesn't even know what he is talking about.

Person 2: Yeah, he doesn't even care about finances. He is such a 1st Page Expert.
by Jane Doe324 July 25, 2022
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Anime Tiddie Expert

A person who knows the name of an anime just by looking at a characters boobs
My friend watches so much anime he will become an anime tiddie expert
by AnimeTiddieExpert November 10, 2022
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