engert

the dried poop stuck to the inside of your butt cheek

someone peeled of a engert and put it on the toilet seat

by john12233344445555566666677779 October 16, 2008

engerland

IT IS ANOTHER WORD FUR TEH ENGLENnS

LETS TO TO ENGERLaND

by JACOBBLER January 15, 2005

Engayed

when you are engaged to a person of the same sex as you. gay

Joe: "Oh my god! I didn't know you were engayed to Tom!"

Billy: "Yeah, I asked him just last week. Isn't it exciting!"

by Winterset GSA December 13, 2007

edgar allen poe

Edgar Allen Poe was the first official goth known to existance. He was so depressed, he almost ripped out his spline. yeessss

Edgar Allen poe is my idol, because he is a depressed idiot.

by shkiphkles October 5, 2005

the edgar

"the Edgar " means when you slip on purpose and fall onto a dick so hard that the dick brakes inside of you

my friend almost died because someone did "the Edgar " on him

by lil dicklet June 13, 2018

Enganacious

1. noun
2. adjective
3. verb
4. adverb

1. The Enganacious one, who shall remain unnamed.

2. The state of being as, or like, the Enganacious one. That is to say in state that lacks all other discription or comparison.

3. To act Enganaciously.

4. To act in a manner similar to, or in the manner of the Enganacious one.

1. "Yo, did you hear what Enganacious did?"

2. "I'm totally getting enganacious today."

3. "So I got enganacious with her, and that was that."

4. "That, was pure enganaciousness."

by The Enganacious One July 15, 2006

employee engagement

Corporate - where despairing and dejected workplace drones are forced to pretend that they are "happy at work" - usually by useless A-holes in HR trying to justify their existence.

Head of HR - "See how well our employee engagement is working - since we reinforced the glass none of them have been able to throw themselves out the window."

by Suicidal Prole February 2, 2017