elf elevator

When some one presses all of the bottons of the elevator like in the movie elf. Is usualy funny expecialy on high rises.

Jill: Hey did you hear that Jon elf elevatored from the first floor yesterday
Jack: No way i bet that was hell for every one

by NONNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE June 26, 2008

The Elevator

When a man flexes and releases his cremaster muscle (attached to the spermatic cord, that holds your testicles in place), causing his testicles to pull closer to the body, then release, mimicking an elevator stopping at different floors.

The Elevator:
Arnold: Look at Mike doing the old elevator!
Steve: Gonna make a stop on the 3rd floor, buddy?
Mike: Sure am, Going UP!

by Stuntman Mike_420 September 28, 2013

Dutch Elevator

Farting in an empty elevator as you exit, leaving it for some poor, unsuspecting soul to enjoy.

Hey Paul, that Dutch Elevator is cruising up and down like a ghost net, waiting to snare some poor bastard.

by Masaj Marod June 21, 2019

Elva

An Elva is a small person with big ideas. Generally responsible and good to be around. Cheese is a favorite for them along with bread, milk, cereal, and basically any dairy product except soy milk. REPEAT, no Soy Milk, may cause Elva to malfunction and or melt.
Also known in pocket form as the "Pocket Elva". Pocket Elvas are very useful for cleaning, homework, tutoring, answering odd questions, washing cars, and fighting other small people for cheese.

1.The Elva stole my cheese but helped me with my math homework.
2. I bought my Pocket Elva from Prague, she can teach english to foreign children!

by Butterscotch Kiss January 4, 2009

elevator love letter

A fantastic song by a fantastic band named stars.

manda:"alex, lets jam out to elevator love letter"
alex:"word up."

by lollerskatermandapants August 25, 2006

elevator barf

A burp that also releases a bit of the old vomit.

Dude, after eating a gnarly breakfast burrito I totally had elevator barf.

by Penny Paxil November 17, 2003

elvaschwab

a derogatory term for someone who is a homosexual. Lacking any skills needed to satisfy a woman, thus they feign homosexuality. They're particularly moronic and talk in a snide sort of voice.

mark, you're such a elvaschwab

by paumutu April 6, 2009