Creepy Old European Men

Purveyors and widely known enthusiasts of Banana Hammocks and Grape Smugglers.

Dude. Checkout all those baller-ass creepy old european men with all those hot chicks, brohaim!

Banana Hammock
Grape Smuggler

by Zeke303 May 24, 2016

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European pickpocket

When you reach in your partner’s pants and scream “diddle for Italy”

I just gave my girlfriend the European pickpocket this morning.

by STEWY7890 February 23, 2019

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Europeans

Has disease

Europeans

by Guccipolo November 8, 2025

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Barack Hussein Obama is European

by Guccipolo November 19, 2025

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Absolutely useless humans that bring no value to the world as of the 20th century. Always hating on Americans because they are so far deep in jealousy of the perfect country that they have to hate on others to bring fake happiness to themselves.

Europeans are number 1

by USAKeepsEuropeAlive March 14, 2024

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European Tuxedo

Discrete scat play. When you baste someone like a cake, yet they cover it up with decades of systemic oppression and class warfare.

Jean Val Denim - "Cellar! You have my love!"
Cellar Door - "What of your European tuxedo?"
Jean Val Denim - "Does the pope shit in the woods?"
Cellar Door - "I'll grab my hat"

by Vale Beleren July 30, 2022

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