Epic Backhand

a backhand so epic that the person or thing recieving the epic backand is always seriously enjured usually killed and may even be destroyed from existence. similar to being backhanded by god.

Japanese Emperor: what just happened?!
General: Someone was just epic backhanded sir.
Japanese Emperor: Where at?
General: Hiroshima.
Japanese Emperor: Poor bastards....

by Winkmaster Wink October 28, 2010

Epic Games

the company who made fortnite which is only played by toxic kids and also made unreal engine the best engine for creating random games!

Epic games more like epic gays

by Icantbreathewithmyfat500000lbs October 28, 2022

Epic Emery

Guy who has a big hallow melon as a head

i was playing basketball only to realize i was only slapping epic emerys head
i was carving a pumpkin and i was actually cutting his head open

by its spanking day January 17, 2020

epic sneeze

a sneeze that occurs while eating, resulting in a forceful expulsion of both snot and food particles, to the horror of the sneezer and everyone else present

Look out, I think Billy's about to have an epic sneeze!

Aahhchoopbthhhh!

Gross, Billy, gross! Now I have your taco salad in my soup!

by annikool February 5, 2010

epic wail

The combination of an epic win and an epic fail. It's so epic, it could go either way.

Guy; That author that came to our school! He's rich, but he seems weird.

Girl; Talk about an epic wail.

by Geoffrey_the_Giraffe September 22, 2009

epic gamr

the best ever gaming moment yes😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁 like the epic thing right where pc gaming yes yooooo aaaa example robox mincraf MOGUS like A look triangle in the letter and 2 sticks at bottom kinda look sussy :flushed:

konny: im want do a job
dude: ok man what job
konny: kock epic gamr yay
dude: god chose yay god

by Arandomstupidperson April 30, 2021

epic shrinkage

The act of having your wang shrunken to the size of a single testicle while playing water polo in two speedos.

After the three consecutive games in the championship, jonnyboy experienced epic shrinkage so great that he was too embarrassed to even get out of the pool.

by zee ubernator April 21, 2009