plastic empty head

Term for someone who is open-minded enough to adopt an untenable theory (often some kind of crackpot conspiracy), yet close-minded enough to reject all criticism of that theory. The combination of echoing empty space and solid, impenetrable plastic makes rational communication impossible.

I tell you, this Illinois lottery result proves that Obama is the antichrist. You're wasting your time arguing with me, I have a plastic empty head.

by Face of a Clam August 12, 2010

three empty words

I Love You

You know the three empty words?
No..
I LOVE YOU
Thanks!
No Seriously.
Oh.

by ZaconForLife November 2, 2017

keep the hotel empty

To use birth control. First associated with birth control pills.

Stop eating those, you idiot! They're my keep-the-hotel-empty pills!

by mistress of munchies March 14, 2005

Dis bitch empty

The correct word to scream before throwing an empty drink or bottle, followed up by a loud YEET as you're throwing the object.

Dis bitch empty,

YEET!

by Good Job Volvo September 30, 2017

a nothing in an empty room

refers to an individual, who is a total failure.

you are a nothing in an empty room floating on an eternal vacuum.

by phlegmat March 21, 2005

smile empty soul

one of the best bands ever

if a bunch of valley girl preps start liking smile empty soul besides me, ill physcobitch them out

by laurengonewild November 8, 2003

Spit on the back, Empty the sack

Doing a girl from behind, once you are about to climax pretend to cum by spitting on her back, pull out, then when she turns jizz in her eye.

Little tip...Aim for the middle, you'll both of her eyes.

Spit on the back, empty the sack

She thought I emptied on her back, she wasnt to know it was spit, see turned, then boom!! I emptied my sack in her eyes, the perfect shot.

by barb heaps December 10, 2006