Dylan

The most caring, smart person I know! He is extremely handsome, handy, gunsmart, and loving! He will spend every penny on you! You will always feel loved around him. He will spend every minute of every day on FaceTime with. He is clueless at times and will be forever mine.

You: i have cramps!!!!
Dylan: FaceTime me and I get you some dark chocolate.

by Lo🦋er January 14, 2021

Dylan

Pretty much the worst person in existence. He is constantly screwing things up with his clumsy self and stupidity.

Person 1: Who do you have to do your math project with?

Person 2: Dylan

Person 3: OMG! He is going to ruin your grade and try to hit on you the whole time

by zane the person January 2, 2018

Dylan

A retarded loser who can be friendy but still is a retarded crack head who eats shit and has a chode.

Jim:Your a dylan
Dave:Thats harsh and incorrect bitch i dont have a chode

by sexttoys103 June 18, 2011

Dylan

I guy that likes to hump dogs. He especially likes golden retrivers.

guy 1: "dude dylan just gave my dog a hj"
guy 2: "thats dylan."

by leslie backhinding October 31, 2011

Dylan

A pussy whipped individual who does not exercise, bathe, or have control over his bowel movements.

Dylan could you PLEASE wash the dishes?!

by anto1511 October 7, 2010

Dylan

A fucking sex-crazed nympho that needs to leave my best friend alone before I kick his ass.

Dylan tried to get with her again last night. FUCK YOU!

by dylanjayisafag! October 17, 2008

Dylan

fat, unattractive and forever alone.

ewww look at that guy..
i bet his name is dylan.

by me-mwuhahahahaaa January 11, 2012