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Dylan by abdule January 17, 2008
A man who is literally retarded as a boyfriend and he never stops annoying you about one little thing that made him laugh. His sister is awesomer than him, he makes wrong unnecessary sounds infront of his mac. He is incredibly gay when your'e not around.
Dylan: red car *punches you*
Isabelle: I'm not even playing.

Dylan: SO SO SOOOOO?
Isabelle: Fudge you
Dylan is probably the worst player and a HUGE jerk. He always makes fun of you and never apologizes. He only thinks of himself and thinks he is the most sexy dude on earth which isn't true AT ALL. He is popular but doesn't deserve to be. Sometimes he can be considerate but that is not very often. This is to you Dylan. You know who you are.
(Says things that aren't true, is VERY inappropriate, and needs to know his faults, Dylan!)
Dylan by fineas October 24, 2012
Noun. A person(s) who stalks little girls sort of like a Pedofile. Actually, more like a pedobear.
Oh gawd look its Dylan, at it again.
Dylan by raw_power April 1, 2009
A guy who has a red dick from being a virgin for too long and being desperate. He will go after random girls trying to get laid but will never succeed.
That guy says I'm going to steal his virginity but I don't want to! What a Dylan!
Dylan by RedishDick April 12, 2011