Satan's dumplings

A term for dog faeces

Had the lads over last night, they fed the wife's bedlington terrier 3 bowls of vindaloo, woke up this morning and the kitchen floor is covered with satan's dumplings!

by Big Jack's Bollocks May 14, 2017

Dimpled Dumpling

A girl's ass that's very dimpled

Hey guy, I was hoping for a tight onion but I a got a dimpled dumpling.

My that chic used to have a tight onion but now it's just a dimpled dumpling.

Marcus, that girl used to have a tight onion but three kids later it's a dimpled dumpling.

by Chief of Geist July 23, 2023

cloudy dumpling

A used condom from which a sexual partner sucks the semen out of.

"Hey Jim, guess what I did to Becky last night"
"What Bob?"
"I gave her a cloudy dumpling dumpling, and she handled it like a pro"

by PrestineEdge November 27, 2015

The golden dumpling

When a guy teabags a girls asshole

Dude I had the best night last night.

Oh really? What did you do?
I gave Janet 'The Golden Dumpling'

by Flexed May 7, 2017

Primitive sugar dumpling

The act of making your penis fully erect after diner and encrusting your cock in sugar, then taking said cock viciously fucking your significant other in the ass and then taking the shit and sugar crusted erection shoving it into her mouth and then cumming inside her mouth

Me: hey you know my girl
Him: yeah why what happened

Me: after diner I gave that bitch a primitive sugar dumpling

Him: damn you are a sick degenerate fuck
Me: :)

by King anal hair November 24, 2021

steamed dumpling

A form of foreplay in which a female places her mouth around a man's clothed genitals and blows hot air. The result is a steamed dumpling.

Ian went crazy when he got his first steamed dumpling.

It's freezing in here; can you give me a steamed dumpling?

I got my dumpling steamed!

by Dumplingsteamer May 4, 2010

Dumpling

Cute hawt food

I like to nom on dumpling

by anonymous October 23, 2020