Gunny Dumpling

Looks like A total badass. But a petite, beautiful, sweet, and delicious badass. Gunny Dumpling Is loyal and faithful. She will never hurt you, but all of her friends and family will (if you’re an asshole). Gunny Dumpling looks like she lifts weights. She is a petite lean beauty.
Gunny Dumpling outlifted you but it’s ok cause she’s so damn cute and sweet.

Gunny Dumpling smites with love.

Gunny Dumpling just wants to nap, eat, cuddle and talk shit about mean people.
Gunny Dumplings Dad and brothers are gonna kick your ass.
by That Strong Betch May 31, 2018
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dumpling berrys

a berry that is in the shape and form of a dumpling and looks like one but is full of fruity and bursting flavour
i ate dumpling berrys today
by Dumbass_2 August 07, 2021
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stuffed dumpling

The act of putting your Testicals inside an anus.
I'm going to try the Stuffed Dumpling tonight. Like for dinner? Nope.
by FusionF5 June 24, 2015
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Primitive sugar dumpling

The act of making your penis fully erect after diner and encrusting your cock in sugar, then taking said cock viciously fucking your significant other in the ass and then taking the shit and sugar crusted erection shoving it into her mouth and then cumming inside her mouth
Me: hey you know my girl
Him: yeah why what happened

Me: after diner I gave that bitch a primitive sugar dumpling

Him: damn you are a sick degenerate fuck
Me: :)
by King anal hair November 25, 2021
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Moroccan Dumplings

The action of a a man or woman shitting in a tissue, tying the end up and laying it on one pals eyes, then the moisture drips through the tissue onto your pals eyeballs creating pink eye, use one Moroccan Dumpling on each eye to create the best effect
Steve: "Dude i gave my girl some Moroccan Dumplings when she fell asleep last night"
Luke "Dude that's fucked up but fucking mad as"
by Morrocan December 08, 2015
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captain dumpling

A more appropriate alternative term for captain dip shit most commonly referred to for the work center / department moron that the company they work for will not fire regardless of what a fuck up he or she is. A captain dumpling’s stupidity and terrible work ethic not only irritates their supervisors and management team beyond belief, but their fellow floor level employees as well.
Supervisor) This guy has worked here for five years and he still can’t turn in a job without missing paperwork!
Manager) Let me guess, Captain Dumpling
by April 01, 2021
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Jizz Dumpling

Ball of dried up, discarded toilet paper. Used for cleaning up male ejaculate. Usually found under, or around the bed of a teenage (or adult) male.
-How did your domestic cleaning job go today?

-Fine, but there were a lot of Jizz Dumplings under his bed.
by IodineJupiter October 26, 2018
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