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Corporate Dump

The act of defecation at work without clocking out or waiting for a lunch break.
Joe likes to take corporate dumps because it's far more satisfying to crap while getting paid.
by sputza December 9, 2008
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Gangsta Dump

To poop "gangsta" style, laying sideways. Most often done by clueless inner city youths who think doing anything on it's side, makes it "gansta"
Also known as punching Sam Walton.
Yo wanna ride wit' us,? Den yo gotta poop right! Pull down dose drawers and Gangsta dump, yo! Flash some gang signs wit yo toes!
by Boink Farnk November 17, 2009
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Ortho Dump

Refers to an admission that ends up on the medicine service because the ortho resident is either (a) too lazy, (b) doesn't know how to manage blood pressure and diabetes, or (c) doesn't want to do an H&P and discharge summary
I have an ortho dump for you. 39 year old female with hip fracture. Ortho wants medicine to admit because she may have medical problems but they're not sure
by Dr. Feelgood2010 November 26, 2010
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Detroit Dump Site

Sex act where you fist someone until it's loose enough for you to take a shit in their asshole.
Last night I fisted Pam so much I was able to do a Detroit Dump Site.
by CheeseCunt October 11, 2011
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Clogged dump

Not to be confused with a constipated dump, a clogged dump is when there is too much shit to shit out at once. This results in three stages of poop.

1st stage - Turtles (small droplings of shit)
2nd stage - Soggy snakes (Regular shit except soggy)
3rd stage - DIARRHEA

The aftereffects of taking this dump include: a torn anus, choking of the toilet, and a lasting feeling of relief and victory.
After an hour of nothing but sheer will and determination, Mohammed overcame his encounter with a clogged dump.
by 0MNIV0C4TI0N July 5, 2012
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Dense Dump

A turd so dense it sinks and disappears into the toilet.
I just took a dense dump; didn't even have to flush.
by Captain Shatton Spatapon December 2, 2013
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Piece of dump

What you call someone when they are being a d-bag; also a synonym for a pile of shit.
You piece of dump; if you do that again I'm going to kick your ass.
by clavis jotey November 9, 2004
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