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beached dolphin

when you are doing it doggie style and you keep trying to stick it in her ass and she shakes her head and mumbles "eh eh, eh eh", similiar to the sound of a dolphin
me and your dad, beached dolphin, get it, got it, good
by the killer b - October 16, 2008
mugGet the beached dolphinmug.

Ocean dolphin

A generic dolphin what else did you want?
by J-jam February 21, 2015
mugGet the Ocean dolphinmug.

specific dolphin

Some bad ass manly dolphin, but not any dolphin, A Specific Dolphin.
Trent: Yo that dolphin cool as fuck.

Dylan squared: Nigga, that ain't just a ordinary dolphin, that's a specific dolphin!
by SpecificDolphin February 5, 2018
mugGet the specific dolphinmug.

punch a dolphin

Typically used in the phrase "before I punch a dolphin". Basically meaning; you are so fed up with something that you have little or no control over but you want control over you'd punch a magestic dolphin for it; either out of anger, compensation or to appall people in the figurative sense.
"I need to go on a tropical vacation soon before I punch a dolphin."

"This bars service needs to step up before I punch a dolphin in that place".

"One more hipster comment and I'm going to punch a dolphin in front of everybody."
by NittyGritty May 30, 2018
mugGet the punch a dolphinmug.

Soggy Dolphin

When a large, oiled up man of Cuban decent proceeds to jump and land naked into a woman’s wiener receptacle while simultaneously making dolphin noises until completion.
Man I was so drunk the other night I saw Leroy give the Soggy Dolphin to 8 women.
by Sir Benjamin Earl 0106 July 10, 2022
mugGet the Soggy Dolphinmug.

dolphin hole

The asshole of someone who isnt into anal. You put your dick to close to it and they make a sound like a dolphin
I went to stick it in her ass only to find out she had a dolphin hole. she started making that sound like an excited dolphine and trying to get away from me
by pr0toc0l April 23, 2016
mugGet the dolphin holemug.

Dolphin punch

When punch and or slap someone using your penis
"wow did you hear? Foulcault dolphin punched himself in the eye!"
by Syntax1985 December 20, 2014
mugGet the Dolphin punchmug.

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