Deuce Spade

An ex-delinquent who has a short temper but is trying his best to change into a better person.

"When I told Deuce Spade that chickens don't come from store-bought eggs, his whole world came tumbling down."

by The Cupioromanticist December 8, 2022

Doggie Deuce

A waste product from a dog's digestive tract expelled through the anus or cloaca during a process called defecation.

Guy 1: I really hate the old lady up the street so I let Rover drop a doggie deuce in her front yard, daily.
Guy 2: That's just wrong.

by ToBlacktoStrong August 31, 2012

Beat the deuce

Prison slang. The act of getting to meal trays when only allowed one.

(Cafeteria setting)Bro, ain't no guards in here! Ima bout to beat the deuce!

by Howard_HUZE January 5, 2018

Baked Deuce

To get high while taking a shit.

Matt is notorious for leaving a stench in the bathroom when he takes a baked deuce.

by Randy Felcher June 19, 2011

Deuce in the Kitchen

Expression used to denote or indicate a severe or critical situation arising.

We got a deuce in the kitchen! All our web sites are down and were losing a ton of money!

by Darth Chubb September 22, 2011

Deuce Droppers

The Deuce Droppers were the enemies of the legendary Skeet Friends. The Deuce Droppers were a group of friends that went around town and took craps in public. They wanted to create as much havoc as they could, and get as many new members as they could. The Deuce Droppers were against ejaculating in public, and for Dropping Deuces in public. There mission was to paint the town with Feces.

The Deuce Droppers played an important part in the Skeet Saga. The founder and leader of the deuce droppers was Deputy Deuce, and Deucie Griffin. There were also many other characters in the Deuce Droppers. The Deuce Droppers fought the Skeet Friends on Mount Skeetmore (Originally called Mount Rushmore, but come on thats a gay name. However the Skeet Friends prevailed.

Deuce Droppers took S***** in public, and other than that they didnt do s*** (No pun intended...Mutha F*****).

by David Skeet Jr. May 4, 2008

Chuck Deuces

The act of leaving and saying goodbye to everyone in the room at once by throwing two peace signs up. The act of chucking them depends on the chucker; some throw it to the side, some do the Richard Nixon and some just say "deuces".

Wish I could hang out but I' have to chuck deuces. I'll catch up with you tomorrow. Later

by MeezyFizzle September 26, 2010