Red Deer curling

v. Flinging heavy granite stones about while solidly drunk.

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Four more beer and I am going to put a bonspiel on my head and do me some Red Deer curling.

by gnostic3 January 29, 2019

deer brains

this is when your doberman or big dog goes insane. Usually a she, and will amaze you of how stupid she is. She can also cuddle in a weird way, by taking up the whole bed. And slobbers everywhere. And has a dent in there head. Physically and mentally.

" Oh my god what is wrong with your dog?!"
"Don't worry about her, she has deer brains."

by doodle1127 November 28, 2019

Deer park

It’s literally not even that bad but everyone says it is. There are a few things off but it’s like every other high school. Most people don’t know about it but when they do, they do.

Kid: “what is Deer Park?”
Kid 2: “it’s irrelevant”

by _its_the_truth December 8, 2019

Southern Deer Stomp

The act of forcibly putting the heel of a high heal shoe into one's anus repeatedly.

Pete owed money and got southern deer stomped by Steven.

by Sven Zryak April 27, 2019

water deer

a mix between a dog and a deer that usually has vampire fangs and kinda looks retarded

mike:kyle why do you look so much like a water deer
kyle:...

by =======. October 1, 2019

Deer child

If she calls him this, she is actually referring to her future boyfriend.

Niall is such a deer child.

by REEEETIMREEEE December 29, 2017

Stacked like a deers rack

The common female equivalent to “hung like a donkey”

Oh shit Jerry, that shiela is stacked like a deers rack, time to go hunting.

by Urbanfracture January 4, 2018