door monkey

A hotel bellboy, ideally one wearing a wack uniform with a stupid-looking organ-grinder cap. No racial connotation, he (usually) can be any race.

The door monkey at the Hyatt rushed me but I blew past him cause I wanted to get straight to my room and take a dump.

by Floyd Sig September 15, 2007

Door 5

A euphemism for an extremely hot, or well endowed (large breasted) female who has honored a warehouse or warehouse like business with her presence. Door 5 is merely a cover so one can announce it freely to other workers without being suspicious.

Female enters
Intercom: Uhh Carl there is a Door 5, front desk

by Corey Thomas Laurin March 18, 2008

Suicide Doors

The act of rolling your shorts into a thong and placing your nuts out of the right side and the ween out of the left side to portray the appearance of a Lamborghini with suicide doors.

Bro, stunt on them; and hit 'em with the suicide doors!

by Petty Officer Kyle November 2, 2020

door cherry

The first person to leave the office at the end of the day

The new guy waited until someone took the door cherry before leaving for the day

by Che3zy January 17, 2017

Norman Door

A door that tells you the opposite of what you're supposed to do, or requires a sign to tell you what to do. These doors are very frustrating and can be mistaken many times.

God Dammit Jim! I keep pulling this push door!
Ah yes, that's a Norman door, a real pain in the ass.

by xX_herobrineslayer95_Xx July 16, 2016

Glass Doored

(V) To let one silently rip, while an unsuspecting candidate walks right into the invisble wall of stench, thus producing a reaction as if he/she walked into a glass door.

Wayne ran ahead and Glass Doored us. The stench was God-Aweful and smacked me in the face. I may have lost vision in my right eye.

by Luster Duster December 15, 2010

Door Pants

A pair of pants left at your front door in the event a delivery person, etc. shows up at your house and you're walking around your home naked.

While I was home from work today relaxing in my birthday suit. I got a knock at the door. I'm so glad I keep a pair of door pants by the front door or I would have missed my monthly wine delivery!

by Jlcb December 21, 2018