donut fucked

When you're getting a Donut from Dunkin before closing time and the guy gives you six for the price of one. Afterwards, he makes this welcomed generosity awkward by calling you sweetie pie. You've just been donut fucked.

"I stopped by Dunkin on the way home and the guy in the window donut fucked the shit out of me"

by Assburglar March 17, 2017

donut lick

while giving a blowjob, put a donut around the penis and eat it. lick the remains away. it will cause a boner. then keep giving the blowjob with the donut in the mouth. the man will ejacutlate. then, transfer the donut to the mans mouth and have the woman lay on her back. squeeze her tits together and spit the donut inside. then stick the boner in between the tits and move it around. then finger the woman and then have vaginal intercourse

dude! she totally donut licked me last night!

by vaginapussylicker August 8, 2008

donut shop

smoking weed first thing in the morning; to wake and bake

let's bust a donut shop tomorrow morning before work holmes

by junkiemail December 13, 2009

donut packer

A police officer. See pig, cop, fuzz, bobby.

I can't believe my tax dollars are funding these donut packers.

by Devin A. December 27, 2003

donut shop

the police station, where the police plot their next nigger beating

them popo be taking me to the donut shop

by underarrest January 17, 2008

donut eater

One who eats donuts. Associated with liars.

You're a liar and a donut eater.

by pisssssssss May 6, 2008

donut wrangler

1. useless peice of shit cop
drives around eating donuts all day

2. a manwhore who tries to get as much pussy as he can in one night

1. some dumbass donut wrangler drove right by as me and my friend smashed some guy's car apart

2. there was a donut wrangler working the club i was at last night; took the chick i was working on all night

by vickytoria_20 January 5, 2009