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diamond mine

A diamond mine occurs when while either recieving a blow-job or having intercourse, right before you blow your load you pull out and shoot it up your partners nose.
Man Becca gave good head, but I gave her something in return. A diamond mine!
by Jesse and John May 2, 2006
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diamond in the roof

A diamond in the roof is a sentence best not to be used in the loving contexts of relationships as it may result in injury or diembowlement of one or both parties in the pairing.
To put into a working context, when declaring your feelings it is best not to describe said girlfriend as a diamond in the 'rough' for she will then look this up on the internet and beat the crap out of you. It is strongely advised therefore that the more appropriate expression "diamond in the roof" is used to avoid such ball bruisings :) Good luck fellow beans!
by Alexaura of the South January 24, 2012
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diamond geezer

one skilled at rolling "the diamond" a marijuana cigarette rolled in an artistic fashion, as such to create a diamond shape with three joints lashed together using the gums from papes.

originated in the joint rollers handbook, published in the UK
after rolling your first diamond, you're a diamond geezer.
by protocoldroid June 17, 2004
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Diamond King

She is a very smart and weird person but overall she is very thick !
i think Diamond King should go out with Tyran
by Tyrannn October 21, 2019
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Diamond Bayonet

A diamond bayonet is a guy who is overly sensitive, cries to everyone about how awful his life is. Even though most of the times he does this merely to get attention and to hear people tell him hes a good guy.
Dude1: man did you talk to diamond bayonet today? He seemed really depressed.
Dude2: nahhh hes probably fine, hes always like this
by Furryselca2222 May 12, 2020
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diamond dildo

The reaction to an insult of someone saying "do you have a horseshoe up your ass?"
If you are in a poker room and you say this to JJ then his response will be "what do you have, a diamond dildo?"
by ikedaddy April 23, 2006
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diamond head

a person with a big huge diamond head aka elliot sykes
elliot sykes onion
person shut the fuck up diamond head
by anon June 18, 2004
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