meal deal

The sexual act of making a cream pie in someone’s anus then eating it out usually followed by a strong drink. It is named after the supermarket deal also called a meal deal in which you buy a main, a snack and a drink for a low price. In the sexual act, the cream pie is the main, the potential shit from the arse is the snack and the drink afterwards is the drink.

Person 1- hey want to go get a meal deal?
Person 2(person 1s SO) -ok

Person 1- Tesco or co-op?
Person 2- neither *gives person 1 a meal deal*

by Throwaway handle May 7, 2018

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Get the meal dealmug.

The REAL deal

Often imitated by countless fraudsters, the term "The REAL deal" has long been associated to just one soul that being MPG Betts.
One key difference if one wishes to ascertain if they are in the presence of "the REAL deal" is that you will find The REAL deal is ALWAYS about the place.

Hey Frega! Fish how do you do! Stef....you love gayta! Pasq I'm "the REAL deal" mate. The REAL deal is about the place!!

by "The REAL deal" May 4, 2021

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Get the The REAL dealmug.

shitty deal

when someones luck goes down the shitter you say: shitty deal

drew: man that guy just took my girl
me: shitty deal

by frogsack July 11, 2012

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Get the shitty dealmug.

side deal

Doing something that normally has an agreement between 2 parties with a secret 3rd party. Unbeknownst to one of the 2 original parties involved. This can include under the table business dealings to gain an increase in funds without a person who you have an agreement with knowing so they never ask for a cut of the profits. Also can be used as a synonym of cheating on one's boyfriend/girlfriend/spouse.

I know this one guy who is always doing side deals and thinking that he will get away with it well I know about it and I better get my cut or he will not have a good day at all.

by Ukonvasara January 19, 2012

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