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comatose curb stomp blow job kick 

The process of obtaining a “dumb hoe” in dark area. In order to get the “dumb hoe” to “eat your dick” call onto a “down ass homie” for assistance in “slam kicking” the “dumb hoes” neck in direction to land “dumb hoes” mouth onto your dick at a strong enough impact so that the “dumb hoe” has ability to “garble your balls deep in her throat”

*If successful you may see “dumb hoes” eyes pop out her head

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Damn John, thanks for helping with that comatose curb stomp blow job kick last week, that dumb hoe got deep past my balls with your help.
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bang it to the curb 

When you break up with a chick you're living with, you nail her one last time then kick her out and change the locks after draining the mutual bank account leaving her on the streets ("the curb")
"Hey where's your bitch?" "She got caught slippin' I had to bang it to the curb."
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bang it to the curb 

When you break up with a chick you're living with, you nail her one last time then kick her out and change the locks after draining the mutual bank account leaving her on the streets ("the curb")
"Hey where's your bitch?" "She got caught slippin' I had to bang it to the curb."

Developing Curb 

The slight slope where a curb angles upward from the road at an approxiamate 45 degree slope.
A women driver popped her tire on a developing curb.
Developing Curb by smile2009 September 21, 2009

Vietnamese Curb

When a man ejects a woman off of a curb using a well placed kick and then proceeds to have sexual intercourse with her.
Hey Bruce, did you take back that girl you met last night?

Nah, I couldn't be bothered so I gave her the Vietnamese Curb

Australian Curb Stomp 

One bites the concrete curb. The Australian mafia brings 7 kangaroos to each individually stomp ones head into paste on the curb. Then the kangaroos could consume the mutilated corpse and the Australian performs the sacred ritual involving boomerang penetration.
Ah man my friend Chris just got Australian Curb Stomped.
To repel resist or put down aggressive sexual advances that are unwanted.
She went to curb him like the dog that he was for trying to get in her pants !