cresting

the act of people across america using crest toothpaste to brush their teeth in public places

"dude, did you see amanda cresting in the gas station??"

by jkushington December 8, 2012

Crushing the book

Using facebook in any way shape or form

When someone is distracted by their lap top or phone you ask them if they are "crushing the book"? Because people tend to become less connected to those around them when they are running all over facebook.

by hopk5784 December 20, 2010

totally crushin'

adj. cool, awesome, or kicks ass.

homestarrunner stuff. Strong Bad's cartoon of TEEN GIRL SQUAD, they say that they are totally crushin'.

I am totally crushin'!

by pyro05x June 29, 2004

cresting

Giving head while brushing the recipient's teeth. Used as a time saving device when running late for work.

We were cresting all morning

by Mcvaluemeal September 2, 2007

crusties

a condition comon in everybody. pieces of dried poo sandwiched in between your buttcheeks. to remove these sandwiched poo pieces, simply put your finger in your butt and stroke until poo is eliminated.

when i tried to anal this girl, her crusties hurt my penis.

by mr man August 23, 2004

crusticles

when someone has overly crusty lips and refuses to believe in the magical powers of chap stick.

jesus adam when do you plan on doing something about your crusticles?

by run-escaper May 7, 2010

Cristina

The most annoyingest girl you'll ever meet. She's the defenition of a skank whore bitch slut. Don't trust her she'll try and suck yuh man's dick. She'll let anything with legs fuck her.

"Hey Cristina, wanna suck my dick?!"
"Sure thing, after I finish sucking this guys dick (;"

by Vinnycastronovo March 15, 2015