Conservophobe

Conservophobe - a person who hates or fears conservatives.

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Conservophobic - a type of behavior demonstrated by a Conservophobe.

Conservophobia - the underlying condition which causes Conservophobic behavior in Conservophobes.

Dang, that Conservophobe Dan has a bad case of Sarah Palin Derangement Syndrome. Sometimes I think his head is going to explode. lol

Charlie's Conservophobic rants makes him look like a loon.

The lamestream media makes their Conservophobia quite obvious.

by Voting Female September 9, 2010

weaponized conservatism

When logic and reason are utilized to destroy weak liberal arguments.

Strike Force Daily has weaponized conservatism in the fight against liberal ideas.

by strikeforcedaily April 26, 2017

bedwetting republican conservative

Used to refer to republican conservatives who favor stricter government controls over civil rights, most especially in the War on Terror. The term suggests extreme fear, and is generally applied to those who suggest limiting Constitutional rights to protect against an unseen enemy.

The bedwetting republican conservatives want to spy on us, hold poeple with charging them with a crime, and take away our rights, piss away our tax money, at go to war because they are so worried about terrorists. Meanwhile our boarders are wide open, cargo is not inspected, and the Department of Homeland Security is a joke.

by Cool T May 20, 2006

Conservaderp

A hybrid of "conservative" and the derogatory term derp, indicting the low intellect and tin-foil-conspiracy gullibility of the typical neo-conservative and alt-right manchild or their weak women.

However, it still applies to less reality-rejecting traditional conservatives for not having the intellect to reject the historic failure of an ideology that is conservatism.

The term is an accurate reflection of the scientifically proven lower IQ of conservatives.

Oh look, another social media troll crying about their latest manufactured conservaderp conspiracy. This one will only cost taxpayers $70 million!

by Chyllstorm October 19, 2016

Ben Shapiro (A.K.A the fake Conservative)

Don't let Ben Shrimpo fool ya. He's fake. He literally got caught on a mic saying "cut out the part where I said 'pansexual'". Don't believe me? There's more! Remember how he claimed that Trump would supposedly destroy conseratives? Stay away from him🍤

Ben Shapiro (A.K.A the fake conservative): Can you cut out the part where I said "pansexual"? Yeah that sounds kinda weird.

Me: Oh look who it is.

by Skyrim550 August 27, 2022

conservative

"A conservative is someone who was born with two legs, but never learned to move forward"
-FDR

conservatives will eventually die out

by alex14 August 28, 2006

conservative punk

You know... that one guy who's always talking about lazy motherfuckers when he is actually one as well. He wants no law to restrain him from building a motor in his garage and importing phillipino hookers. He says that ron paul should be elected so that we can revert back to a barter system where only real men can survive and reproduce. He read atlas shrugged and was inspired enough to quit his job at mcdonalds to start a band called rand flag. Everything he has accomplished has been by himself, at least that's what his father taught him (used car salesman). You know.... that one guy who stands alone with every original idea we've ever heard.

Hey bill get out of the garage!

Conservative punk: Fuck no man! I'm gonna build the world!!! Get outta here with your socialist propaganda and your buttfuckingly horrendous authority over me!

Hey bill! You just need a hug!!

by billsintervention June 10, 2010