Reddit Confirms

People who are extremely obsessed with meme usage such as “bruh” or just have Reddit humor in general

Hey man, look at all the Reddit confirms over there playing Among us and saying “bruh”

by Jxmba September 29, 2020

ASS CONFIDENCE

Ass confidence: More confidence than a proud gay man

Bro did you see that person walking naked down the street? That's what I call ass confidence

by Assfaced March 14, 2022

Google-and-confirm

The most popular way of verifying unconfirmed facts, rumors, and unproven assertions by anyone. If it's in Google, then it might have merit. Although, it should be noted that reading the actual articles is completely different from just reading the search results and webpage titles, so the facts might still remain unconfirmed.

I just Google-and-confirmed it, the search results say that Justin Bieber is, as a matter of fact, gay.

Groupie Fan Girl: No way! You just checked the search results and didn't read the articles, it's not true!

by CommandereON October 14, 2012

Loss of Confidence

The military just fired somebody and they won't want to disclose why, so they claim that it was due to a "loss of confidence". Somehow the e-4 mafia knows exactly why they were fired, but everybody else has no clue why. If you want to know the inside scoop, stop by your neighborhood smoke pit and you'll get all the juicy details.

Cmdr. _______ was relieved by _______, Destroyer Squadron ___'s commodore, over a "loss of confidence in her leadership," Navy officials announced Wednesday.

"Yo, do you know why ___ was relieved of command the other day?" "Yeah, everybody says it's a 'loss of confidence' but everybody knows it was because they were sleeping with their junior personnel.

by Sergeant Daddy May 14, 2021

Kill confirmed

A text or picture confirm your Home boy or home girl did in fact "Smash"

Yea so do you think kyle smashed?
Oh yea I got a kill confirmed snap last night

by Goobsda6ixOH April 20, 2017

confirm-plus-gurantee-chop

A statement used when someone is so sure/confident that he/she is correct about something, that he is willing to have his head chopped off if he is proven wrong.

Of course this is a scam. 100%. I confirm-gurantee-plus-chop.

by Kua September 3, 2005

100% Confirmed

Originated from StarCraft II community since the beginning.

A sarcastic term used in combination with a statement that may or may not be true to satisfy people asking questions that do not have definite answers, such as release dates.

"When is the game coming out?"

"Soon (tm). 100% Confirmed."

by SC2GDF'er April 14, 2010