Lapdog Coach

A servile professional sports team coach with no independent thought, doing what the team owner/general manager asks without question at the expense of the success of the team.

"Washington Redskins owner Daniel Synder couldn't find another lapdog coach to replace Jim Zorn midseason."

by SkinsFans October 21, 2009

Star power coach

the person who tells a guitar hero player when the best time is to use his or her star power to either maximize the score, or prevent the player from failing a song.

dude, thanks for being my star power coach back there, otherwise i would have totally failed that song.

by A-man D March 15, 2009

We on Coach

If something is good.

'Ipswich Town beat Norwich City in title decider'

Man to friends - Oi Boys, we on coach!

by ronnybell May 16, 2010

roach coach

Roach Coaches are food service trucks, usually found making stops in industrial areas and county fairs. Some of the food can be quite good, but whatever you do, don't eat the sushi!

I had some roach coach sushi, and I havent gotten off the toilet since.

by gooberliberation February 7, 2006

slow coach

Person who works, acts or moves slowly.

He is a slow coach, I can't stand working with him. I have to do all the job myself!!!

by Raul_Chaynoo October 3, 2013

roach coach

the newer, industrial strength roach coach is a mini-restaurant on wheels that is mounted on a truck chassis and is about the size of a UPS truck. Typical coaches have sides that open up to reveal varions snack and beverage items, in addition to an order window where the smiling Hispanic gentleman and his wife/sister or other female cook take and fill orders. Previously confined to construction sites and garages, now the roach coach prowls office parks offering secretaries a fried breakfast and lunch. The call of the wild roach coach is an obnoxious semi-musical horn that calls the willing sheep to be sheared and then fattened up on grease-laden fare.

I 'ate' at the roach coach yesterday and had the trots all night.
When people bring in roach coach food, you can smell the grease all over the building.
Roach coach cooking is the opposite of good food.

by adam_before_eve December 28, 2005

acid coach

A person who helps(ed) you on an acid trip. This person would usually have prior experience using LSD, and would be there to guide the individual through their journey to the center of their mind by way of the introduction of music and transcendental meditation. It is not necessary for the Acid Coach to be taking acid at the same time as the trainee.

Alec's Acid Coach totally screwed up. When Al started coming on to the acid, he was left to go through it alone his first time. He started watching some violent TV show and had a real bad trip. That dude was a total downer.

When I took acid for the first time, Kevin took me on a long drive in the mountains, listening to some Ravi Shankar. I totally connected with the Universe, man! Kevin makes a great Acid Coach!

by firecarp September 5, 2011