National Claping Day

It’s the day where you grab your girlfriend/wifes and rail them on the bed!

It’s every September 8th.

Dude, aren’t you excited for National Claping Day tommorow?

by CalebsStudios July 1, 2021

canine clawing

Having Doggy Style sex but you dig your nails into your partners side even if it breaks skin and causes bleeding

Dude, my girl looked like a tiger after I was done canine clawing her last night.

by LeonidusRade February 15, 2023

crooked clarinet

A crooked clarinet is an affectionate term for a crooked dick.

Please give me some of that sweet, sweet crooked clarinet! Ahhh! Ohhh! Yassss!

by Purplenado March 7, 2023

Ass Clarinet

The next progression after being a plain asshat. An ass clarinet makes an emphatic point.

As the night went on, he became even more of a pain in the ass. He was such an ass clarinet.

by WDM50266 May 24, 2023

Dick Clarking

A idiom used to describe the act of putting a famous person on camera who has a physical and/or mental disability which is so bad it makes the television audience feel uncomfortable. Usually done for financial or political gain.

Can you believe the Democratic Party and the Biden family were Dick Clarking the President on tv last night?

by Blackduck21 July 12, 2024

14 Clarinet St

This is just the wildest place for the Gangilang

Brother, you haven’t been to 14 Clarinet St

by LachyB September 24, 2023

Pork clarinet

a penis

"I'm going home to watch porn. I'll play a tune on my pork clarinet."

by IvorBiggunFan March 23, 2024