Cincinnati Panini Press

Taking a shit between a women's breast and then smashing it with her breasts.

My girlfriend couldn't decide where she wanted to eat so I offered her a Cincinnati Panini Press.

by Sunday funday kids February 9, 2020

Cincinnati Stick Shift

When a male fits an entire screwdriver into his erect penis, leaving only the handle protruding.

I was horny last night and figured that nothing would hit the spot quite like a good, old fashioned Cincinnati Stick Shift.

by CorylnTheHouse December 1, 2016

Cincinnati Hat Trick

Hat trick is when an individual who is partying way to hard, for way to long, completes the cycle of embarrassment which is puking, pissing, and shitting all over themselves. Pooped em', Pissed em', and Puked em'!!!!!!!!!!!

"Eric came to my party last night and performed the God damn Cincinnati hat trick!!!!!"

"Congratulations on your recent Cincinnati hat trick Alex! Hope you know a good dry cleaner."

by Hennel May 6, 2014

Cincinnati Compressor Station

When one has received a minimum of 5 Cincinnati Compressors they achieve the status of Cincinnati Compressor Station.

Yo I finally made my room mate a Cincinnati Compressor Station last night.

by More Pimp Smoker September 19, 2009

Cincinnati Blumpkin Toss

Is where a woman is performing oral to you and right before you ejaculate she "tosses" your sack out of the way and punches your taint (space between anus and scrotum). This action causes the man to cum and crap himself at the same time.

Its my birthday tomorrow i hope i get a Cincinnati Blumpkin Toss.

by HVeniEVidiLViciM February 25, 2011

Cincinnati Lawn Mower

A situation where a brother and sister are engaged in a session of 69. At some point (sometimes unintentionally) both parties braces become entangled in the other party's pubic hair, leaving each member no choice but to forcefully detach each member's pubic hair while still entangled in their braces. hence; the name lawn mower. (see:Cincinnati Wool Teeth)

Named after Cincinnati, the location of the first documented case.

Mother: Brian now you and your sister have braces at the same time! How cute!
Friend: Yeah Fitz! How Cute!

Brian: Yeah, whats even cuter is the Cincinnati Lawn Mower we had after the orthodontist appointment.

by luckiePee-air November 4, 2009

Cincinnati Blow Back

When you shit into someones mouth and they try to blow it back up the persons poop tube

Joan was overcome with joy that Steve didn't miss a drop when giving her a Cincinnati Blow Back.

by GRIM_CARNAGE April 13, 2009