Only in Alabama it is when a person rolls a freshly released turd and roasted honey peanuts and gives it to somebody to ingest
Hey Billy remember how Mrs Johnson gave me an f on my science test well I gave her a good old Alabama fudge cruncher just to show her how appreciative I am.
by Goochflaps December 29, 2023
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Watch out for those Romanian cow crunchers! Or Fricker Linda got me with Romanian cow cruncher last night.
by Romanian Cow Cruncher July 14, 2024
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