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childs play

Reffering to something, often a task which is easy to the extent that a child, or toddler could perform the task. Can be used condesendingly in regards to another persons abilities, or skills.
"Phil what did you get on that math quiz"
"Dude I struggled, got a 60"
"Man that shit was CHILDSPLAY, I got a 120"

"Class whats 1+1"
"CHILDS PLAY"
by ManifestDestiny February 7, 2007
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child love

A synonym for paedophilia. Typically used by paedophile activist groups. The word results from the English trainslation of paedophilia - the word "child" comming from Greek "paedo"/"pais" and "love" coming from "philia".
Paedophilia felt towards girls is typically referred to as Girl Love, while paedophilia towards boys is referred to as Boy Love. Paedophiles who use these terms often refer to themselves as child lovers, girl lovers, or boy lovers. This is usually meant to describe the sexual attraction by itself.
John Smith prefers to call his paedophilic attraction child love rather than paedophilia
by Tegeth August 27, 2006
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bastard child

A child born to unmarried parents, see Love Child
umm... what can you put for an example of such stupidity? No comdum.
by Tabzie July 18, 2005
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clown child

When his/her behavior becomes that of common folk. Often used by commoners in common communities that like to clown around with the c alliteration .

eg.

Cool Clown Child
Clown Child Central

Common Clown Child
Clownish Clown Child
Jurgen: Wow, Kevin is being such a clown child

Kurt: yeah i know, if he like that, this place is like clown child central
by TravisMcDee August 7, 2009
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tampax child

adjective; describes an adolescent boy whom has a unnerving interest in womans sanitary products.

Often: wearing a tampon
collecting a tampon
sniffing a used tampon
"They used to call me the tampax child, i guess it explains my love for the japanese flag"
by satanicbean April 14, 2009
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Child Support

A sometimes elusive form of income that single mothers seek from their sperm partner. The amount paid out is usually determined by the sperm donor's income. If you are careless, and work a mediocre job, your paychecks will look terribly rediculous due to the obstraction of child support payments given to the mother through the welfare system. Child Support can rage from $50 a week per child if you are blue collar, up to $60,000 a month per child if you are an entertainer or a professional athlete.
However, lack of child support can easily land you in jail, and make your children's mother(s) very nasty and resentful.
Larry played professional basketball. His financial success gave him the instant Shaq Appeal. In a span of 12 months, he fathered 7 children by seven different women and had to pay $15,000 per month per child due to a judge's rulling.
Larry tore up his knee and lost his basketball career and endorsements. He now works at a car wash and takes home $87 dollars a week after taxes and child support payments.
by Mr. Dwayne October 18, 2004
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Child porn

An act of doing bad touches to a minor involving with sexual favors with children as young as 3-9 years old usually older looking men prefer them because some cannot get laid with an adult female.
Child porn a person who enjoys seeing little children naked and has many sexual fantasy with the minor child porn.

~Sick bastard!
by l337f4agg0t May 18, 2010
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