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Cheerleader story

This is the imfamous urban myth about the cheerleader who: Gets on the bus with the winning football team, performs oral sex on every guy...swallows...more than once in some cases...and then becomes violently ill and has to be rushed to the hospital to have her stomach pumped!

Alternate versions of the story have said incident occuring in the locker room, at someones house and/or victory party after the game. The sport in particular also varies. Some times it's the basketball team, the lacross team, the soccer team, etc. Also, the girl in question also various. Some times it's the campus slut, sometimes it's even a hot female teacher or someone's MILF mom!

Another variation on this urban myth is that the girl in question has straight 'intercourse with the entire team, gets her genitals ripped-open, and has to be rushed to the hospital to have her ravaged vagina sewn-up/sewn shut!
"In the urban myth known as the Cheerleader story, the girl performed so much hot oral sex on the football team during their bus-ride home she had to have her stomach pumped! Guess she swallowed a little too much!"
by Carl J. Maltese March 27, 2007
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Cheer whore

Anyone who is , or could be mistaken for a cheerleader. Habits include sleeping with entire football teams. See also : Giddy bitch
no pom poms...but im still willing to bet shes a cheerwhore...
by Rhiannon December 1, 2003
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cheerleader

by Cory August 7, 2003
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cheers

Originally used almost exclusively in England as a toast accompanied by a clink of glasses or raising of same, has come to mean almost anything an English person (particularly hooray Henriettas) wants it to mean rather in the style of shit or cool, but usually with ironic overtones.
"I've just told your bird you're bonking her sister."
"Oh cheers, mate."
by ziddi van der zee September 2, 2004
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Cheerios is not cake

A way to change the subject when your confused, misinformed or the subject is just plain stupid. This was created by ME, M.C.W no one else, especially Tyler!!!

Unrelated Note - Phrase derived from NASCAR..

Heres the story: My dads was watching NASCAR, his favorite Sunday activity, when i happened to walk into the room and noticed one of the cars was sponsored by Cheerios. However the story gets interesting when i noticed the back of the car which was branded with a Betty Crocker logo, a company which produces cake and cake related paraphernalia <<<(linked for dumb people who dont know big words). Hence my hilarious phrase "Cheerios is not cake!"
Tyler: Its illegal to kill a monkey if hes wearing people clothes

Mike: Cheerios is not cake...

Tyler: what?

Mike: You heard me!
by Mike Charles Williams April 10, 2008
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cheerleaders

Steriotypical cheerleader: usually a skanky slutty little bitch thats rich & popular & thinks shes better than everyone else

normal cheerleader: just a person who likes to cheer
alot of the cheerleaders i know are little bitches that hate everyone for the most stupid reasons u could possibly think of where as the other ones are actually cool girls who just like to cheer.
by XxXSeXmEuP17XxX August 20, 2005
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cheerleader

a hard working athlete.
usually reffered to as a whore, bimbo, and a bitch.
but, not all are. we work hard at what we do. and we dont do it just for the popularity. have you ever thought maybe we just like the sport?
it takes alot to be a cheerleader.
im a cheerleader and i know?
idk
by a proud cheerleader October 15, 2008
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