Cheeseburglar

As the children lay asleep
Through the shadows he shall creep

The burgers of cheese, his hands shall sweep
Without making a sound, not even a peep
After the crime, over fences he shall leap
And run across the street into his cousins jeep
Whom turns to him and says "Bro, why so cheap?"
And his response "the economy is rather steep.."

And such is the story of the cheeseburglar.

GO SABRES :))))

The cheeseburglar stealthily sneaked into the cafeteria.

P.S You alphas are over rated!!!

by manicmystery September 30, 2009

Cheese burger built ahhh boi

This is a roast that you CAN NOT! i repeat CAN NOT recover from it is un-dodge-able

person 1: if you don't getcho cheese burger built ahhh boi outta here amma snatch yo forehead you plain ass cheese burger built ass nga without the lettuce and cheese hold the ketchup and fries head ass
person 2: OK man im sorry im sorry

by Stevie magoose November 25, 2018

Nothing Compares 2 Blue (Cheese) Burger

A burger that served with blue cheese

"Hey Bob, what's the burger of the day?" "It's the Nothing Compares 2 Blue (Cheese) Burger, you should try it!"

by America Lover 🇺🇸 November 20, 2018

Cheese Burger

Guys who think highly of themselves and try to act "cool" by hipster standards or local popular standards, when in actuality they are very lame, pretentious, and/or whack.

The guy, Chris, who buys weed from James Franco in Pineapple Express while Seth Rogen is waiting inside the apartment.

James Franco: What's up, Chris?
Chris: Yo. Hey, son.
James: Hey
Chris: How you doin', buddy?
James: Alright, holmes. Good. Who's this?
(shady percocet question)
James: Chris, you told him I was gonna sell percoset? What the fuck, man?
(tries to pound fists with JF - JF fakes him out)
James: Yeah, nice. Peace out holmes.

Chris is a cheese burger.

by cookylady September 30, 2011

can i haz cheese burger

start with amazingly funny pics of cats doing funny things text was added most then it was dubbed lolcats popular was can i haz cheeseburger

the kitty said can i haz cheese burger!

by iwiniwiniwin October 24, 2008

Cheeseburgering

The action of putting ketchup and mustard on the vagina and eating it. Then finishing by leaving the mayo in the anus.

John: What did you do with Simone last night?

Kody: I was cheeseburgering her

John: With kethcup and mustard?

Kody: Yeah, and I left the mayo in her butthole

by Cheeserburgerer666 May 17, 2016

cheesebadger

this big fat fuck who does a shit-load of insane and retarded definitions. damn funny, though.

what the fuck?? dog-a-thon?? oh... its just Cheesebadger, that explains it.

by edward_pumpernickel January 10, 2005