The boy who never changed

Kevin, a kid on my bus.

After the summer vacation he showed no change in apperance, height, or weight. It was amazing.

Me: Hey kevin, the boy who never changed, sleep-overs are fun!

Kevin: Was I talking to you? NO.

by Mister D December 3, 2004

change the channel drama

Drama that is not fun to watch or to be a part of. Watching it is boring or just plain annoying compared to "somebody make popcorn drama" and forces you to crave something more exciting and DRAMATIC.

Awkward turtle is commonly present.

not change the channel drama:
nick: "did you sleep with my best friend or not?"
jessica: "yes, okay.. jesus! i did, and it was better than anything you've ever done. what are you going to do about it, asshole?"
nick: "i'm going to make sure i'm better than he was, starting RIGHT NOW"

change the channel drama:
nick: "you don't even care about me. why do you all hate me all of a sudden? whatever, i'm going to go take more shots and be emo and i'd like to see you stop me. this isn't funny jessica; fuck you. and fuck everyone else. i hate myself."

by wearethem January 7, 2009

Crack Change

The spare forgotten change like nickels and dimes that is used in the purchase of crack cocaine.

You could also use the term to describe change(coin money) in general for mere comic relief.

Bum: "Spare some change?"
Business man: "I'm sorry I don't have any Crack change for you sir".

-"With all this crack change I could buy a sandwich!"

by Dev86 July 7, 2008

chanderize

A verb: to hug, especially without warning.

Last night I was chanderized by Chandra, it was quite unexpected and pleasant.

by cHO March 26, 2004

Change of Pace

When one is not using their speed to full effect they change their pace to improve themselves.

I'm running slow, time for a Change of Pace!!!! Wasn't even trying!!!

by Paul Pluckrose December 10, 2007

Chanberry

(verb)- To be a complete jerk that thinks everybody loves them when no one can stand them.

Justin: "I'm going to have to ask you to stop talking when I might have something to say."

Shan: "Quit chanberrying me, jerk!"

by SavvyShan October 17, 2010

Change the oil

have sex, ejaculate

I changed the oil yesterday.

Your too stressed, change the oil.

by asdjhftrtyu December 15, 2008