Carter III

1.) Weezy F. Baby's weakest album by far! The lyrics were not the best he has ever spewed and the beats were just horrendous. If you listen to this album your ears will bleed. The perfect revenge to anyone who ever done you wrong will be tying them to a chair and playing this album non-stop. I swear it will literally kill them. But if you like music that a 2 year old can compose this may be the album you have been waitng for. Other uses for the Carter III include:

*If ya have unexpected guests over, it makes the perfect drink coasters.

*Have a cat or dog that is not quite house broken yet, never fear Carter III to the rescue. Use it as a pooper scooper, that's right. Use a piece of shit to pick up some shit.


2.) A fake person who is washed up and pretends to be hard when they really are not. Actually these people talk will talk shitabout you and then duck and dodge a real fight like the pussy punk bitch they are.

1.)Dumb Ass: Hey, Carter III is hot, I bought 3 copies!
Smart Individual: Oh that's great. Hey let me borrow one. My cat just shitted on the floor.

2.) Punk Ass Bitch: Just wait. I'ma whoop dat nigga ass. He stepped on my J's.
Real nigga: What you said? Wut you gonna do?
Punk Ass Bitch:(runs off in a hurry)
Real Nigga: Dats wut I thought, ole Carter III ass.

by defintion_of_beauty June 18, 2008

colette carter

A asian jewish whorish prude.

dude that nigger was such a colette carter.

by aeriogeahg August 16, 2010

Vince Carter

Currently plays for New Jersey Nets in the NBA. He helped the Nets hold on to a 8th spot in the Eastern Conference Playoffs(2005). While in Toronto, Vince Carter got paid big money to sit on the bench and whine about how much the Raptors organization stinks. He played poorly purposely because he was holding a childish grudge against the organization. He betrayed heart-felt Toronto fans who supported him throughout his career before he sky-rocketed to stardom. People basically hates his cockiness and his lack of professionalism.

Vince Carter is an example of an overpaid athlete

by f()cK!Ng pIe<3 of EfFlNg sHyT! April 25, 2005

Ms. Carter

What you would call an extremely attractive elementary teacher. Known for their sweet nature and bright smiles they unwittingly instil naughty thoughts into most they come into contact with. Just a single smile has been known to make a boys heart drop. It's advised to always wear protection when around Ms. Carters to avoid any accidental spills on the inside of your jeans as premature ejaculation is a common side-effect of the company of Ms. Carters. But all sexuality aside they are the sweetest of people, the greatest of friends, and the most passionate lovers. Any guy should consider them lucky just to get the briefest moment of attention from a Ms. Carter. Tough as nails but should still be handled with care.

My teacher this year is a total Ms. Carter! I've had a couple dirty dreams about this moment.

by NeckNibbler September 1, 2013

Vince Carter

A soft, sheltered young man who teased everyone with his athletic ability a few years ago but then quickly rested on his laurels. Later betrayed the fans of Toronto who supported him despite his softness by asking for a trade.

"You don't need to go to the hospital for a paper cut. Stop being a Vince Carter."

"I hope Vince Carter gets traded to New York where the fans and media will eat him alive."

by Lazarus Ciccone December 10, 2004

Vince Carter

To be held back by injuries.

(A person who can dominate the NBA when they want to and is healthy.)

"Yo dudes, this knee injury has totally Vince Carter'd me!"

by RaptorKiller May 1, 2003

vince carter

Most athletic player ever. Best in the league. People hate on him for no reason their jealous of his abilities.

Vince Carter jumps higher than anyone else.

by white wonder December 16, 2004