Cranked That Murloc

You meet a nice girl and take her back to your place. you take her into the bedroom and begin to have sex. When you are about to splurge you scream "REN EN EN EN EN EN EN" and you squirt your cum into your mouth and then spit it into your partners eyes.

dude.... last night i cranked that murloc.... now my girlfriend is blind....

by Joe "Warlock" Brinton January 11, 2008

Canned Peaches

Salvation. In its purest form.

Frank: Dude, I am so hungry right now.

Johnny: Canned peaches?

Frank: Yessssssss. Thank you, God

by Pi@noguy January 9, 2011

caked

when you drink alcoholic beverages untill that you feel intoxicated. Another word for drunk.

oh man i need to find a safe ride home tonight i think i might have to get a ride home from that hobo over there, because i am caked beyond.

by bob-kitten January 24, 2003

caked

to be full of one self, arrogant and big headed or be extremely flattered.

when Sara said that Adam was cute he was caked.

by karamanmomo August 3, 2010

CANKELISM

The growth of muscle or fatty deposit that has given the effect of the ankle being disintegrate. A characteristic or peculiar feature or trait.

Dang, that boy in those booty shorts has cankelism diseas.

by Cankelsupporterylp November 1, 2003

Caked

A psychological phenomenon produced only by a sticky green plant, but more so then just the average high, lets put it like this: When your cookin up somthing in the oven it takes a little while for the batter to cook, but for it to become an actual cake, you gotta give it some time. smoke a bowl, youre baked, smoke a cuad, and your caked!

Man im blazed right now, but if we finish this off i might reach that undescribeable caked feeling

Dude i dont even know who or where i am right now! you got me, im caked off my ass

by LouManChuu October 1, 2009

canned pussy

Jeffrey Belser

has a big dick

He’s a canned pussy

by Braden big daddy November 16, 2017