To take a gallon of maple syrup and to pour it unto ones genitals while taking a dump into the Stanley Cup whilst stroking moose antlers.
by ridetheyak February 4, 2010
Get the Canada's Historymug. Taking a dump in your grandmother's vagina.
by Cyborg TM February 4, 2010
Get the Canada's Historymug. First, several men sodomize themselves on a single multi-ended dildo (traditionally made from moose antlers, and still follows the general shape).
Next, one woman for each man performs a Stanley Cup, wherein a metal cup filled with maple syrup is heated until it acquires a thick consistency, and is then used to jerk-off the men by grasping the hot cup with gloves (traditionally hockey gloves, but this practice was abandoned when it became clear that that the size of the gloves made for clumsy manipulation of the cup, causing burns) and simulating penetration. Alternatively, if permanent damage to the penis is undesirable, a glass filled with cooled, viscous maple product maybe used, or if that is unavailable (as maple products are, through most of the United States) a Vaseline Jar could be employed. While all of this is going on, the men orally pleasure the women.
Lastly, after the men have ejaculated into the Stanley Cup (the maple product, not the trophy) intercourse is then performed while the the Stanley Cup is spoon-fed to the men.
Some common variations apart from the ones described above include dressing the men as lumberjacks or Mounties, the women as nurses (simulating health care), or the man filming it as David Suzuki. Another role-playing element could involve acting as if you're pretending it isn't cold while speaking in Québecois accents.
Next, one woman for each man performs a Stanley Cup, wherein a metal cup filled with maple syrup is heated until it acquires a thick consistency, and is then used to jerk-off the men by grasping the hot cup with gloves (traditionally hockey gloves, but this practice was abandoned when it became clear that that the size of the gloves made for clumsy manipulation of the cup, causing burns) and simulating penetration. Alternatively, if permanent damage to the penis is undesirable, a glass filled with cooled, viscous maple product maybe used, or if that is unavailable (as maple products are, through most of the United States) a Vaseline Jar could be employed. While all of this is going on, the men orally pleasure the women.
Lastly, after the men have ejaculated into the Stanley Cup (the maple product, not the trophy) intercourse is then performed while the the Stanley Cup is spoon-fed to the men.
Some common variations apart from the ones described above include dressing the men as lumberjacks or Mounties, the women as nurses (simulating health care), or the man filming it as David Suzuki. Another role-playing element could involve acting as if you're pretending it isn't cold while speaking in Québecois accents.
"Hey, did you hear? They're making an inter-racial porno going step-by-step through how to make maple butter!"
"What's it called?"
"Canada: A People's History!"
"The hardest part of Canada's History is fitting it all in"-Stephen Colbert
"What's it called?"
"Canada: A People's History!"
"The hardest part of Canada's History is fitting it all in"-Stephen Colbert
by Canadaphile February 5, 2010
Get the Canada's Historymug. A bizarre sex act.
The act begins with the woman doing a headstand. The male inserts the tip of a maple syrup bottle is into her anus and holds it there until the bottle is empty. Next, while clenching her buttocks, she positions herself seated atop the Stanley Cup.
The Stanley Cup serves to induce a euphoria in Canadian women making her immune to pain and bleeding.
A sharpened moose antler is then inserted into the vagina and is used to pierce an opening between the vaginal and anal canals.
A successful piercing is confirmed when maple syrup flows out of the vagina into the Stanley Cup.
The antler is removed and copulation begins. With the woman now positioned bottoms-up, draped atop the Stanley Cup, the male inserts his penis into her vagina, thru the piercing made by the moose antlers. With each thrust the tip of the penis penetrates out the anus like a prarie dog.
The act is finally completed after free reconstrucive surgery in a fine Canadian hospital.
The act begins with the woman doing a headstand. The male inserts the tip of a maple syrup bottle is into her anus and holds it there until the bottle is empty. Next, while clenching her buttocks, she positions herself seated atop the Stanley Cup.
The Stanley Cup serves to induce a euphoria in Canadian women making her immune to pain and bleeding.
A sharpened moose antler is then inserted into the vagina and is used to pierce an opening between the vaginal and anal canals.
A successful piercing is confirmed when maple syrup flows out of the vagina into the Stanley Cup.
The antler is removed and copulation begins. With the woman now positioned bottoms-up, draped atop the Stanley Cup, the male inserts his penis into her vagina, thru the piercing made by the moose antlers. With each thrust the tip of the penis penetrates out the anus like a prarie dog.
The act is finally completed after free reconstrucive surgery in a fine Canadian hospital.
After winning a Stanley Cup, many Canadian hockey players like to give their groupies a bit of Canada's History.
by penoozer February 26, 2010
Get the Canada's Historymug. when Americans took a steaming pile of poop on Canadians 100 years ago they used a TP called Canada's history. could be used to wipe a Cleavland steamer.
by 100 percent Canadian February 4, 2010
Get the canada's historymug. This is a slang term for the act of intercourse with a moose with several other requirements. This is achieved only with a moose; dead or alive (dead altering the name to Canada's Achievements), Honey must be used as lube. Both the moose and the participants must be gagged with a hockey puck in both the mouth and buttocks region (what ever is open to gag).
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by Shazbutt February 6, 2010
Get the Canada's Historymug. An American sexual act, performed by only the most elite members of the National Hockey League, and it's Stanley Cup champions. It involves straddling the Stanley Cup, placing your balls in the cup itself, which is full of Canadian maple syrup. Proceed to lube your sack and shaft with pure Canadian maple syrup. You then bring your partner above you, and shove the entirety of your genitalia into your partner's preferred orifice. The one receiving places his/her hands palms out, thumbs touching their temples, simulating moose antlers, and cries out. This is repeated until the desired outcome is reached.
Crosby and Malkin celebrated their victory last year by researching Canada's History. It took a team of 24 latin-american immigrants, 4 days, and $3,050 worth of cleaning supplies to get the smell out of that hotel room.
by the SMOOF February 4, 2010
Get the Canada's Historymug.