Cactus Effect

The cactus effect is the feeling when you've newly shaved your balls and your sack stings your penis.

"Man, I've got a really bad cactus effect now."
"You've shaved your balls wrong!"

by D-bed December 18, 2011

Cactus crotch

When your pubes stick out of your spandex shorts for all to see

Oh my goodness I can see you cactus crotch thru you spandex. You need to get waxed.

by Pokey crotch March 30, 2017

cactus cunt

A vagina that has been full of pricks often resulting in diseases. A woman who is a cactus cunt rarely wants just one guy

She had multiple children to different fathers it caused an influx of children and trips to the doctors for the entire community must have been a cactus cunt

by chops82 December 29, 2014

genital cactus

Noun: a person with features like unto or relating to both cacti and genitals, perhaps manifesting in juvenile facial hairs and greasiness. An expletive most often connoting negatively.

"Hey, did you see that fucking guy, most definitely named Steve? Yo, that some genital cactus sheeyit."

by Radical Bob February 4, 2010

Sweaty Cactus

When a woman forgets to shave her vaginal area, and it is quite sweaty.

OUCCHHH that hurts my genitalia, your sweaty cactus is rubbin my penis!!!!S

by ttbk January 16, 2010

Nipping Cactus

Taking needles and putting them through your skin on your fingers and poking someone in the asshole until they fart in your face.

"Dude, I pulled a Nipping Cactus on you over an hour ago and it still stanks!"

by A.R. McCumindabutt September 9, 2003

Cactus Smuggler

he whom loves his plants a bit rought round the edges...

and filled with yummy liquid!

"cactus smuggling? what are yeh? a prick?!?!"

by thelazygeko May 25, 2004