cowboy coon

The cowboy coon is a erotic act of pleasure between 2 men and a rabid raccoon

Male 1 uses the raccoon to widen his anus for male 2 to get to pound town ( the raccoon is put into a cage and forced to watch the active war crime)

I want to cowboy coon you

by game_takers1 April 29, 2023

cowboy tone digz

The hot sexy cowboy from the pat mcafee show

Pat Mcafee: One half of the hammer DAHN!, cowboy tone digz is here

by Fiendish end October 23, 2023

Cowboy Pancake

Smacking a girl’s ass in-between penetration while wearing a cowboy hat at sundown.

“Damn we made a nice cowboy pancake right there”

Her: “I’m hungry for a cowboy pancake feed me”

Him: “we have to wait for sundown, you know the cowboy rules”

by cowgirlnotinthesand October 29, 2023

Cowboy Logic

Logic used by those who are anti-intellectual

Cowboy logic says that I shouldn't have to pay taxes for schools that will indoctrinate our kids against the jebus.

by Rex Hamilton October 24, 2007

Cowboy Syndrome

The rash that a male often gets as the scrotum rubs up against the inner thighs from excessive movement. As a result, one walks similar to a cowboy with legs bowed. Thus the term, "Cowboy Syndrome."

John: "Oh my God! I think this is the worst case of Cowboy Syndrome I've ever had. My thighs feel like they're on fire.

Mike: "You better have that girlfriend of yours rub some ointment on there if you want it to get better."

by BlindSyde April 4, 2009

cowboy booting

To have stenuous sexual intercourse resulting in a cowboy walk...
jangling of spurs alos come into play

duuude...i was cowboy booting with her yesterday, and i cant walk

by Justin Martin July 28, 2007

cowboy kait

a "cowboy kait" is when you put a peice of fruit up someones ass and yell.. COWBOY KAIT.. then give it to a hobo?

Damn, that hobo just received a cowboy kait! And he ate it to!!!!

by Daniel Pritschow November 18, 2004