corked and torqued

Being completely, 100% erect whilst having a cork in ones asshole.

Dave: Bobby was corked and torqued for Meghan the last time they fucked.

Jenny: What does that mean?

Dave: He had a boner and a cork in his ass.

by CorkyTorquey November 22, 2013

Cork Plopper

A play on cork stopper. A type of poop that feels hard but is followed by a fast stream of diarrhea that was previously held in place.

"Dude I thought I had a no wiper on my hands, but it was a cork plopper and I ended up using half a roll."

"I could never squeeze out a Cleveland Steamer, I'm too scared it'll be a cork plopper and I'd drown someone."

by Chucklefck March 1, 2019

Poo Cork

A 'poo' so big that it clogs the toilet.

Honey, I had a poo cork so big last night, that the water could hardly move when I flushed.

by smbs82 July 8, 2010

Cork Stopper

Just as a male is about to ejaculate, he puts an item into his urethral opening to prevent ejaculation from occurring.

"Bob was about to cum, when his mom entered his room, and he had to do a cork stopper."

by Supaphly October 28, 2013

cork

A big dick tall motherfucker

Did you meet my friend Cork

by agunsfohbg[s0rdghbf nqa0dfnb s November 21, 2023

Corking it

Where a man places his penis into his partner and ejaculates inside, not pulling out letting the semen ferment inside the to ensure that his partner will become pregnant.

Ie: Jacob was making love to Elizabeth and told her he was going to be corking it tonight, so they can have a child.

by Howdybro June 10, 2020

Cork

wine bottle cap

person 1: cork

by liljimbobdavegreglarrysteve June 12, 2024