Smokin' Jesus Titty Cinnamon

An expression of surprise at an object. First used by Scooter in the video game Borderlands at the size of the new Monster vehicle.
"Smokin' Jesus Titty Cinnamon! That thing's a MONSTER!" -Scooter
by ThomNoland April 21, 2010
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Chicago Cinnamon Roll

Before sex...kinda like foreplay, the man takes a HUGE shit in the shape of a spiral (so like a cinnamon roll dance, so to speak) then the man cums on the "cinnamon roll" which looks like the icing, and has to eat the "cinnamon roll" before engaging in fornication.
So this girl told me that she liked the Alabama Hot Pocket,..so you know, I thought I'd give it a little 'twist' & throw a Chicago Cinnamon Roll at her. She got so pissed and slapped me in the fuckin face.
by Slankin' Bananians August 16, 2008
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Sweet Jesus Cinnamon Tits

An exclamation. Instead of using a normal boring one like, HOLY SHIT! Use "SWEET JESUS CINNAMON TITS!" for your daily 'holy shit' moments.
Teenage daughter 1: " Mom, I'm pregnant"
Mom: " SWEET JESUS CINNAMON TITS! "

Guy 1: " Dude listen to this awesome song "
Guy 2: " SWEET JESUS CINNAMON TITS IT'S RICK ROLL YOU BITCH! "
by SWEETJESUSCINNAMONTITS! September 27, 2010
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smol precious cinnamon roll

Phrase commonly used on tumblr meaning small and precious or adorable.
"phil is so cute he's such a smol precious cinnamon roll"
by Weird music girl March 29, 2016
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Big Texas cinnamon roll

I can't believe I just got hit in the face with a big texas cinnamon roll, these things are really good - @claywash33
by Idkgabba May 07, 2019
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Cinnamon Toast Time Crunch

The act of eat cereal as a means of skipping the normal time it takes to prepare food. Frequent among college kids.
"Class is in 2 minutes? Time for a Cinnamon Toast Time Crunch!"
by Creative@College April 23, 2010
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dirty cinnamon roll

A sexual act where a black man pours cum onto his dick as if icing a cinnamon roll, and then inserts it into a pussy
Yo, Tyrone gave Quinisha a dirty cinnamon roll last night. That shit is crazy!
by J-slicket April 23, 2006
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