by Captain Duke November 2, 2025
Get the Turd Burglarmug. This type of turd burglar is the type that happends in nursing homes. When a resident lets everything come out right in the eating area, in front of everyone and not caring about other people eating or Anything and after they finish thier business they just walk away.....
Turd Burglar: oops I have to use the bathroom...
Nurse: No wait ill take you to the bathroom
Turd Burglar: no im going right here right now
Nurse: No wait ill take you to the bathroom
Turd Burglar: no im going right here right now
by FUNTIME! October 23, 2019
Get the Turd Burglarmug. Guy: Have you ever stole anything?
Girl: I mean I’m a toy burglar.
Guy:*confused*
Girl:Look it up on Urban Dictionary.
Girl: I mean I’m a toy burglar.
Guy:*confused*
Girl:Look it up on Urban Dictionary.
by That One Annoying Booger August 8, 2019
Get the Toy Burglarmug. by Ermenegildo May 12, 2021
Get the Rat Burglarmug. Noun;
¹One who falsely claims to be the first person to make a funny comment, sick burn, or a catchy nickname without proper credit to the actual person.
² people that are unoriginal and need to feel they can come up with a fresh saying, only to regurgitate a clever quip, or joke and claim it as their own.
¹One who falsely claims to be the first person to make a funny comment, sick burn, or a catchy nickname without proper credit to the actual person.
² people that are unoriginal and need to feel they can come up with a fresh saying, only to regurgitate a clever quip, or joke and claim it as their own.
It has been a long time since the WORD BURGLAR Reggie Regg has burgald my ip. I don't blame him, it's a cultural thing.
by Johnny4zero January 7, 2025
Get the Word Burglarmug. A person who anally fists another, grabbing the feces inside the anal cavity. The fister then removes the contents of the anus and proceeds to Waluigi-run away from the crime scene (usually while also maniacally laughing). This is a very real and lucrative crime. On average a turd burglary occurs at least once every hour.
911 Operator: “911, what’s your emergency?”
Victim: “I need to report a burglary.”
911 Operator: “what was stolen.”
Victim: “I’d prefer not to say. Please send an officer quick! The turd burglar is getting away!”
Victim: “I need to report a burglary.”
911 Operator: “what was stolen.”
Victim: “I’d prefer not to say. Please send an officer quick! The turd burglar is getting away!”
by Definitely *NOT a Turd Burglar May 30, 2022
Get the Turd Burglarmug. A term used to try and cover up the fact that you have wet yourself - usually under the influence of alcohol. It derives from the tendency of Eastern European thieves to urinate in the houses they break in to.
Carston: Dude, I hope you don't mind me stopping by. I was in your hood
DeAndre: It's trill man. I just sittin here drinking
Carlton: whoa dude what is that smell. It smells like piss. And are your pants wet?
DeAndre: oh, er, um. I think we've had Polish burglars.
That night Juan Carlos drank two litres of Tequila all by himself. About two thirds of the way through the second, he has Polish burglars.
DeAndre: It's trill man. I just sittin here drinking
Carlton: whoa dude what is that smell. It smells like piss. And are your pants wet?
DeAndre: oh, er, um. I think we've had Polish burglars.
That night Juan Carlos drank two litres of Tequila all by himself. About two thirds of the way through the second, he has Polish burglars.
by Trill_LV December 25, 2014
Get the We've had Polish burglarsmug.