A person who anally fists another, grabbing the feces inside the anal cavity. The fister then removes the contents of the anus and proceeds to Waluigi-run away from the crime scene (usually while also maniacally laughing). This is a very real and lucrative crime. On average a turd burglary occurs at least once every hour.
911 Operator: “911, what’s your emergency?”
Victim: “I need to report a burglary.”
911 Operator: “what was stolen.”
Victim: “I’d prefer not to say. Please send an officer quick! The turd burglar is getting away!”
Victim: “I need to report a burglary.”
911 Operator: “what was stolen.”
Victim: “I’d prefer not to say. Please send an officer quick! The turd burglar is getting away!”
by Definitely *NOT a Turd Burglar May 30, 2022
Get the Turd Burglarmug. Noun;
¹One who falsely claims to be the first person to make a funny comment, sick burn, or a catchy nickname without proper credit to the actual person.
² people that are unoriginal and need to feel they can come up with a fresh saying, only to regurgitate a clever quip, or joke and claim it as their own.
¹One who falsely claims to be the first person to make a funny comment, sick burn, or a catchy nickname without proper credit to the actual person.
² people that are unoriginal and need to feel they can come up with a fresh saying, only to regurgitate a clever quip, or joke and claim it as their own.
It has been a long time since the WORD BURGLAR Reggie Regg has burgald my ip. I don't blame him, it's a cultural thing.
by Johnny4zero January 7, 2025
Get the Word Burglarmug. Mouth Burglar
n. A person who steals a thought or idea, soon after it's initially said by someone else, and make it your own.
Mouth Burgle
v. The act of stealing a thought or idea. Most commonly used in the past tense.
n. A person who steals a thought or idea, soon after it's initially said by someone else, and make it your own.
Mouth Burgle
v. The act of stealing a thought or idea. Most commonly used in the past tense.
n. You fucking mouth burglar, that was my idea!
v. That summumabitch stole my idea. I've been mouth burgled!
v. That summumabitch stole my idea. I've been mouth burgled!
by jah90013 July 23, 2016
Get the mouth burglarmug. Eve. (Pejorative). The First woman per the Christian Bible. Can also refer to females of the human race.
by Jody South July 2, 2024
Get the Rib Burglarmug. "Baxter!...quit being a turd burglar and leave them rabbit turds alone. You better give mama kisses first with that breath!" 🤭
by YOU DONT SAY June 27, 2025
Get the Turd burglarmug. -an individual who finds joy in sucking the joy from others.
-someone who sucks the joy away, as if taking the joy away from relieving yourself by pooping.
-to call someone a turd burglar means they ruin any enjoyable moment all the time.
-someone who sucks the joy away, as if taking the joy away from relieving yourself by pooping.
-to call someone a turd burglar means they ruin any enjoyable moment all the time.
All i wanted to do was enjoy a peaceful break from work, but my boss kept walking around the office. He's such a turd burglar.
by Bradgehog November 5, 2013
Get the turd burglarmug. A person who buys, or tries to steal, something that is in a bad state of repair and thinks they will be able to sell it after a minor amount of shoddy work for much more money.
Man I can't tell you how many turd burglars from craiglist are blowing up my phone asking me if they think the car I am selling for parts can be rebuilt and made road worthy.
by K2xW July 17, 2021
Get the Turd Burglarmug.