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Cum Burger

A delicious burger. No need to put salt or cheese, because the semen is so good it substitutes for both. Once you eat a Cum Burger you will never want to eat food again. Just semen.
"Hey, (friend) ever eat a Cum Burger?"

Friend: "Yea, I ate one last night. Instead of using sauce, I used sepsis mixed with Cum and shit to make bootyhole potions. My Cum Burger tasted so good, I am going on a 100% Cum only diet!"
by fortniteburgerexe April 28, 2022
mugGet the Cum Burgermug.

burger back

A layer(s) of tissue composed of fat cells located in and around a person's back. Not to be confused with a hunchback, which is caused by abnormal curvature of the spine or muffin top, which is caused by tight pants.
Look at Larry's big-ass burger back in that wifebeater!
by DROCKETT September 21, 2009
mugGet the burger backmug.

pumpkin burger

A sexual act in which a pumpkin is hollowed out and placed upon a participant's head and then ejaculated into by bystanders
Hey girl you ever had a pumpkin burger?

Anyone up for pumpkin burger tonight?

She was still sticky from the pumpkin burger.
by jarvisg September 30, 2013
mugGet the pumpkin burgermug.

Burger King

YOU GOT IT!!!!!!!!!!! For just a $1

AHAHAHAHAHAHA

Burger King 🍔 👑 🤴 👍
by WorseThanHitler November 12, 2020
mugGet the Burger Kingmug.

Colon burger

Deep meaty fart, coming from the depths of your colon. Typically foul smelling and hearty.
Shannon walked over and dropped a real colon burger, stunk up the whole area.
by slick slappy January 12, 2015
mugGet the Colon burgermug.

Cum burger

This is the sexual act of taking a man's jizz and putting It on an unsuspecting persons cheese burger and having them eat it and telling them it's mayonnaise
Haha you just ate a cum burger fag boy/girl
by Luciepoo March 12, 2022
mugGet the Cum burgermug.

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