stink in a box

When you get on an empty elevator, fart, and get off the elevator while someone else is getting on. The person who is getting on the elevator as you leave will experience "stink in a box".

I had a rough time on the way up here to your floor. I should have taken the stairs had I known someone left me a stink in a box.

by looneyhewy February 11, 2009

Cuck Box

A cuck box is used by a person wanting to watch his wife get fucked by his next door neighbor and not be allowed to touch his own dick. A cuck box is a device that is a forward mounted genital diversion device. This device consists of cardboard box of no specific size, however a minimum size to generously accommodate the male genitals without touching the enclosure is required. This device is worn by cutting a hole in the center of one side of the box. The male genital are placed inside, and the device is attached to the body. It is up to the user to decide how to affix the device to the body, some of the best methods are duct tape, Velcro, and leather strap. Prior to the wearer's wife engaging in intercourse with a third party the cuck box is firmly attached to the 'cuck' as to prevent any access his own genitals.

Wife - Trevor is on his way over, you'd better strap on your cuck box before he pulls in the driveway. No touching your dick this moment forward.

cuck - yes dear

by analbabes May 23, 2018

box of herbs

A box of herbs refers to a particular mood relating to feeling useless, confusion or similar nondescript states. Originating from early herbal pharmaceutical remedies which showed little efficacy, the 'box of herbs' (alt. phrasing- 'box o' herbs') has evolved from medical terminology, into every day speech/slang. When one feels like a 'box of herbs', they are conveying a sense of uselessness, often feeling like they are at a crossroad in their life, with difficult decisions to chose from on each corner. This feeling is followed by confusion, depression, and the occasional polyphagia. The 'box of herbs' mental state is often very difficult to handle, and perplexing for people suffering from psychosomatic indecisiveness. Some effective remedies for feeling like a box of herbs are group decision making and deep thought. Often, only time will replace this feeling with easier to handle emotions, such as feeling like a 'box of birds'.

The negative connotation associated with the phrase 'box of herbs' has lent itself to alternate interpretations. It is not uncommon to find 'box of herbs' referring to any number of negative emotional states.

friend 1:"Good times, bad times?"

friend 2:"I don't know what I'm doing with my life. I feel like a box of herbs."

friend 1:"So...how much do you bench?"

by a_c_e October 27, 2007

Tom Box

Someone who is insignificant trying to be noticed or heard. Similar to Tom Cruise who does a lot of his acting on a box to appear taller and more important.

ie. This guy's really Tom boxing right now.

Tom Box Tom Box Tom Boxing

by The Gentleman's Club August 7, 2014

crap box

particularly uninteresting, perhaps even ugly car.

"Okay, let me show you how to drive this crap box." -Bart Simpson, "The Simpsons Game"

by This hour has 42 minutes June 20, 2009

rice box

A box of rice

I ate a rice box from Panda Express

by rice_box February 29, 2020

Box of Kittens

Used in emergency cases of extreme sadness, at which point you grab the box of kittens, and dump it all over said consumer

He's going into happiness failure! Get me a Box of Kittens, stat!

Side effects of kittens may include:

Sneezing
Tiny Scratches
And Erectile Disfunctiuon

by Rick Avis October 23, 2007