Blueberry Dick

Derogatory term for a Overzealous police officer.

Also known as a BD

This explains the overzealous police officers who overvalue their efforts and who believe they are more important than they are. In reality impodence better describes them. Wears bulletproof vest and pretends to a a real police officer even if they are not certified and just writing parking tickets. They talk about how fucking cool they are for driving a police car even if they cannot use it and saving the day. He then masturbates thinking of putting cuffs on a crack head from behind even if he doesn’t have arrest authority.

A BD will certainly have some sort of thin blue line flag.

A BD will wear a vest of pagers, radios, flashlights, knives, CPR pocket mask, tasers, batons, badges.
John showed up in his cruiser with police gear on even though he is not a certified officer and started writing parking tickets. John is certainly a blueberry dick
by 6601 November 21, 2019
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Penobscot Blueberry

A bruise left during a session of rough sex.
Dude1: We tried out a new riding crop last night and Susan left a big Penobscot blueberry on my ass.

Dude2: Nice. Good times.
by t pot January 31, 2019
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Blueberry muffin

Blueberry muffin is a term used that you cut urself so badly u cut ur vein
'____ was in the hospital bc they cut their blueberry muffin if ykwim'
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Blueberry

Did you eat the blueberry?
Yes
You fat bastard
by Cigarette muncher January 09, 2024
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Blueberries

A joke made on Powerpoint tutorials when a Youtuber named fastppt_net uploads a tutorial short, involving blueberries. The comment section made jokes on every single Powerpoint tutorial video saying that they forgot to add blueberrries onto their presentation.
"Johnny, why did you put blueberries on a presentation of WW2?"
by George Hiffy November 18, 2023
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Blueberries

Synonym for blue balls (epididymal hypertension); the feeling you get from prolonged sexual arousal or edging too long. Unlike “blue balls”, this term also applies to the feeling you get after being kicked in the balls or wearing extremely tight underwear.
Bro last night’s session gave me blueberries, holy fuck.
by skybluemeth February 16, 2024
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Blueberries

It is the equivalent to blue balls but for the female.
All that kissing left me with blueberries.
by Tasagui16 February 03, 2021
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