Any item or device used to remove the less-savory elements of routine urban life, such as crazy homeless people and garbage, from one's sensory perception.
Common examples are headphones for blocking sound and darker sunglasses for blocking visuals.
Common examples are headphones for blocking sound and darker sunglasses for blocking visuals.
Person 1: "Did you hear that tweaker flipping out on the subway on the way here? God this city is such a shithole!"
Person 2: "Nah, I had my bum blockers in. All I heard the whole ride was my music."
Person 2: "Nah, I had my bum blockers in. All I heard the whole ride was my music."
by MarpatAnon May 16, 2017
Get the Bum Blockersmug. “We went out one time, had a lot of fun, but he never made a second date and it’s all because of my Betty Crocker cock blocker of a tum tum”.
by Neener1966 September 5, 2022
Get the Betty Crocker cock blockermug. Term to describe the species of homosapien hippopotamus maximus beast which inhales big macs and only befriends attractive, desirable females. Follows said slender females around with turkey leg in purse and listens to, influences, and gains approval of attractive friend with the sole purpose of preventing males from reproducing with aforementioned females using various tactics such as lying, manipulation, and social media to thwart repeated attempts of male sex to court, date, and have sex. Sometimes slips in bite of said turkey leg and big mac in between cockblocking victories.
Goddamn fat ashley just snuck a quick big mac in the bathroom. She's such a massive blocker. No one here is gonna get laid tonight.
by Sirsmokealots June 3, 2018
Get the Blockermug. A place that takes your personality and everyone is going through puberty (yikes).And let’s not start that everybody wants to be grown in that place.
by Don’t@meboiii November 6, 2018
Get the blocker middle schoolmug. JJJ was such a douche cock blocker as he pissed all over my bathroom while I was trying to get in her pants.
by Pcmodmom July 22, 2017
Get the douche cock blockermug. That person who brazenly cuts in front of you in line for the bathroom, fully aware of your urgent intestinal plight. It's as if they take pleasure in your discomfort, making their act all the more infuriating.
by Nacho Burris November 5, 2025
Get the Poop Blockermug. 1. Any universal or celestial being who deliberately or unintentionally "blocks" one , some, or all of the seven chakras (root, sacral, solar plexus, heart, throat, third eye or crown) belonging to another universal or celestial being causing a disruption in the natural flow of energy on their journey to Pure Potentiality.
2. A hater that disrupts your flow.
2. A hater that disrupts your flow.
by Yogi Caine November 24, 2020
Get the Chak-blockermug.