blocker bug

when you've run out of excuses for delays

We are running into a blocker bug at the last minute

by blockerbug September 4, 2022

Betty Crocker cock blocker

A muffin top, front butt if you will. It prevents you from getting laid.

“We went out one time, had a lot of fun, but he never made a second date and it’s all because of my Betty Crocker cock blocker of a tum tum”.

by Neener1966 September 5, 2022

High blocker

One who ruins your high after you’ve smoked a fat bowl.

When someone ruins your good time they are a “high blocker”

by Danny2879 October 22, 2022

Hater Blockers

Sick ass shades derived in the early 2000's. With plastic thick lines covering the wearers eyes to bock the the haters not the sun.

Hey nice Hater blockers, you totally look super cool.

by Summarooni May 21, 2022

Life Blocker

A play with words based on the expression "cock blocker".

In this case the life blocker doesn't stop you from engaging in intercourse or other stimulating and fun activities specifically, but instead takes all your energy out of you, because it doesn't believe you are deserving of life.

Frequently used for parents who resent not performing abortion on their kids.

My mother just got home, so I can't stay positive or happy, she is a life blocker.

by Barbra Silver January 12, 2021

Cock blocker

When you don’t help your friend(s) out for your other friend

“Hey ky your a cock blocker for not pmo with your friend” 🤷🏾

by Lol kidd February 22, 2021

joke blocker

a guy who just can't help but interupt when someone is else trying tell a joke

matt was in the middle of telling a great joke - but just as he was getting to the punch line brian chimed in to try and finish the punch line - which the wrong punch line of course - he is a real joke blocker.......................

by Samran53 April 2, 2021