bleeding the weasel

To have anal sex and tear through a matted patch of anal hair, then plowing said ass until bleeding occurs.

Man I was totally bleeding the weasel with Lisa last night.

by Emerica ann August 25, 2014

false brain bleed

The false implication of a brain bleed.
The sensation that your brain is bleeding inside your hollow head and having the urge to crack it open to pour out all the blood. May even come in the form of a visualisation of your brain oozing out blood.

May be accompanied with headaches or urges to throw up.

Cause is yet unknown but may be a potential side effect of long term depression.

false brain bleed is the most uncomfortable and grotesque feeling I've felt in ages

by a lack of validation November 8, 2020

Bleeding angry

Very Angry

I’m bleeding angry at you

by Fjx May 18, 2020

Merilly Bleeding Inside

Leaking On Your Periods.

Though she could take of her low waist pants of her body, she still was sobbing bitterly that she was Merilly Bleeding Inside Her High Waist Full Butt Brief Panties that were still on that she couldn't take off her body which she then spreaded her legs wide.

by Arturo Bhutan October 31, 2018

bleed

accidentally showing someone your cards in uno

ryan reynolds: draws 4 cards

me: ryan you're bleeding hard man i can see your wilds

ryan: man were you fucking looking

me: ofc im at uno and its going the wrong way

by §wimming January 3, 2022

Bleed Golden

An expression that means you’re from the Golden Isles, Georgia. Usually as a way of saying you’re proud of that.

Do I eat at Twin Peaks Barbecue? Of course, I Bleed Golden.

by Weenieswilliewagon May 24, 2023

perm penis bleeding

penis watermelon juice coming out heres how to fix:
1. have a stone
2. arts and crafts
3. glue it to your penis
4. now it will start leaking out with a higher area range

i got stabbed in the penis now i have perm penis bleeding and it will never stop

by dfffgsdgffgsdgffgfd March 26, 2025